DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[carlr]

"and lost only because the people in power are dishonest criminals who set up a rigged game"

What about the 10,000 lawyers and planes fueled and ready to fly?They claimed all this stuff before the election and apparently let it happen(at least in their demented minds)anyways.
If their rantings had an ounce of validity that would not only make them losers but stupid losers.

Wait, they are.

[Welsh Rabbit]

It needs to roll of off the tongue to work.

[groanup]

Soo much effort was put into that last f*cked up campaign. Bush ads were aired during the most popular shows and sporting events. Kerry ads were aired on the F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. I still cannot believe that to this day. Let me say it one more time. THE F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. The bush republithugs have attacked every worthwhile democratic institution without any meaningful response. What few voices were out there were deafened by the cheers of church people.

(PSST, DUmmie. That's what Kerry voters watch.)

My wife doesn't know how scared I am, even though I've told her that things are going to be very different in just a few months from now.

Oh the humanity!!!

Does anyone here know how to do spells? That might be kind of fun to watch. Bush's nose growing with every lie. Or how about one where they all have to tell the truth when they open their mouths? That would be fun

If ya' can't beat with ideas beat 'em with voo doo. That's what I always say.

Good one PJ

[CzarNicky]

I don't care if they don't care I just hope they keep coming up with crackpot theories to laugh at.

[maryz]

[That’s the second post that makes sense from DUmmie forgethell. I therefore accuse Dummie forgethell of being a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]

DUmmie forgethell's little logo might point that way:

Otherwise, I don't know quite what else to make of it! ;-)

[Roscoe Karns]

Now they {Republicans]promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts.

Right out of Bob Dole's acceptance speech. (He also promised us Lear Jets)

[prairiebreeze]

Excuse me, but the Christian church is NOT involved in Charity. They are too busy with political activism, and justifying racial wars to gain mineral wealth. Also, they only recieved 2.2 Billion dollars of our tax money through "faith based iniatives" in 2004. There will be over 40 Billion available in 2005. All this money is without any accountablility. I feel that any donation to a Christian church today would only buy assult weapons for the KKK. I used to call myself a "Christian" but I refuse to do so any more. I will not be associated with those thugs any longer.

I don't believe this person ever considered themself a Christian, but seeing how many major denominations are pro-Palistinian, pro-UN, anti-Israel,I'd think these people would flock to church. Perhaps this person should check out PCUSA's stances for instance. I think it'd be love at first look.

[franksolich]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1316492/posts

Hey, P.J. and others; you may want to check out the link that is on this post, for photographs of the DUmmies--identified, even!--in Washington the other day.

I was hoping to see "Packamama" and "William Pitt," two of the most flatulent prevaricators in DUmmieland, but apparently they couldn't make the protest.

However, "Faye" of all those "secret symbols," and "GodBlessBushandCheney" (or something like that), are pictured in their splendored glory.

Yikes. We know what they look like now.

[Roscoe Karns]

My wife doesn't know how scared I am

I bet she has a pretty good idea. Poofter.

[Not A Snowbird]

Awww, poor DUmmies. Your Ant Farm sounds sad. Poor, sad, DUmmies. Sniff.

[Mike Fieschko]

I feel that any donation to a Christian church today would only buy assult weapons for the KKK.

Wrong, wrong.

First the Swiss Guards get A-10 Warthogs.

Never again will historians wonder 'what if the Vatican had air supremacy in World War II?'

[imskylark]

"Take another look, MaryH. Those guys there in the white coats don't work for the FBI."

You beat me to it! LOL

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . the Republican Party promised you a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage.

The Democrat Party promises you pot in every chick and a queer in every gay marriage.

[Chummy]

"...they've actually moved to the Jim Jones stage of despair."


What'll it be? Cherry or grape?

[ChefKeith]

Ask

[Chummy]

"The Jesusistas...?"

Have they any hits like the Pointer Sisters?

[fastattacksailor]

PJ:

I hope that after the DUFU book/CD-ROM is a megahit, you will consider a fullscreen version.

I see box office smash!

[Chummy]

"...My wife doesn't know how scared I am, even though I've told her that things are going to be very different in just a few months from now."

That when the Cialis kicks in?

[Charles Henrickson]

Most of us did everything in our power to stop this American tsunami

You can't stop it. It's a . . .

PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!

[whereasandsoforth]

Worry not about their wicked spells! They can't even figure out how to spellcheck. But somehow they always manage to get the profanities spelled correstly.