[PJ-Comix]

I've told a few of my friends about the DUmmie FUnnies and most of them find it hard to believe that the DUmmie rantings are as crazed as I describe them. Of course, I always give them the DUFU URL to check for themselves. Well, imagine multiplying those few people by hundreds of thousands or even MILLIONS via a DUmmie FUnnies book? Imagine walking into a major bookstore and seeing stacks of DUFU books (with CD-ROM) chronicling the INSANITY of the liberals in their OWN words? Now you know why I WANT to see the DUFU book published. Therefore, if you are a literary agent or book publisher, please contact me at PJ-Comix to get this project OFF THE GROUND!

BTW, I left many of the wackier posts in this DUmmie Thread off this edition so you all out there can take a stab at DUFUing the DUmmies as well. So you might want to check the link to this thread in DUmmieland and be ASTOUNDED at some of the other things they've ranted about.

If you want to be updated with all the latest editions of the DUmmie FUnnies, just let me know if you want on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[MikefromOhio]

[Didn’t the Jesusistas play the Juaristas in a big baseball game? Or did they play the Zapatistas?] ========================================================= LOL I KNOW you had fun typing that one!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

I think the DUmmies are moving through the Kübler-Ross stages of grief.

[commonguymd]

They’re coming to take you away! Hee! Hee! They’re coming to take you away! Ha! Ha!

This is one of the best ones yet. Wish I was a book publisher - you have a good idea there.

[KSCITYBOY]

Bumping more insane rants from the deranged left.

[Chummy]

"I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out...."
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This quote is attributed to the first liberal, Leftmael, sometime around that brother slaying incident in the Holy Book.

[mewzilla]

We have lost our right to religion.

Okaaaaay....

[Mr. Mojo]

I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out"

That should last about a couple weeks, at most. .....or until they get all excited about the next "next Watergate" scandal.

[rdb3]

Once upon a time, the Republican Party promised you a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. Now they promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts.

Which Republican was that?

[Mr. Mojo]

Does anyone here know how to do spells?

Quite a few, I suspect.

[Mr. Mojo]

Add that we have lost our democracy to fascism.

lol.....Because a few Islamic terrorists are still locked up in Guantanamo Bay, no doubt.

[Chummy]

"...Now [Republicans] promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts...."

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson live, dine and drive well on GOP promises?

Live, Dine and Drivewell, Dem Trial Attorneys-at-Law

[Roscoe Karns]

And I posted how I felt here and promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI

Take another look, MaryH. Those guys there in the white coats don't work for the FBI.

[carlr]

"and lost only because the people in power are dishonest criminals who set up a rigged game"

What about the 10,000 lawyers and planes fueled and ready to fly?They claimed all this stuff before the election and apparently let it happen(at least in their demented minds)anyways.
If their rantings had an ounce of validity that would not only make them losers but stupid losers.

Wait, they are.

[groanup]

Soo much effort was put into that last f*cked up campaign. Bush ads were aired during the most popular shows and sporting events. Kerry ads were aired on the F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. I still cannot believe that to this day. Let me say it one more time. THE F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. The bush republithugs have attacked every worthwhile democratic institution without any meaningful response. What few voices were out there were deafened by the cheers of church people.

(PSST, DUmmie. That's what Kerry voters watch.)

My wife doesn't know how scared I am, even though I've told her that things are going to be very different in just a few months from now.

Oh the humanity!!!

Does anyone here know how to do spells? That might be kind of fun to watch. Bush's nose growing with every lie. Or how about one where they all have to tell the truth when they open their mouths? That would be fun

If ya' can't beat with ideas beat 'em with voo doo. That's what I always say.

Good one PJ

[CzarNicky]

I don't care if they don't care I just hope they keep coming up with crackpot theories to laugh at.

[maryz]

[That’s the second post that makes sense from DUmmie forgethell. I therefore accuse Dummie forgethell of being a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]

DUmmie forgethell's little logo might point that way:

Otherwise, I don't know quite what else to make of it! ;-)

[Roscoe Karns]

Now they {Republicans]promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts.

Right out of Bob Dole's acceptance speech. (He also promised us Lear Jets)

[prairiebreeze]

Excuse me, but the Christian church is NOT involved in Charity. They are too busy with political activism, and justifying racial wars to gain mineral wealth. Also, they only recieved 2.2 Billion dollars of our tax money through "faith based iniatives" in 2004. There will be over 40 Billion available in 2005. All this money is without any accountablility. I feel that any donation to a Christian church today would only buy assult weapons for the KKK. I used to call myself a "Christian" but I refuse to do so any more. I will not be associated with those thugs any longer.

I don't believe this person ever considered themself a Christian, but seeing how many major denominations are pro-Palistinian, pro-UN, anti-Israel,I'd think these people would flock to church. Perhaps this person should check out PCUSA's stances for instance. I think it'd be love at first look.

[franksolich]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1316492/posts

Hey, P.J. and others; you may want to check out the link that is on this post, for photographs of the DUmmies--identified, even!--in Washington the other day.

I was hoping to see "Packamama" and "William Pitt," two of the most flatulent prevaricators in DUmmieland, but apparently they couldn't make the protest.

However, "Faye" of all those "secret symbols," and "GodBlessBushandCheney" (or something like that), are pictured in their splendored glory.

Yikes. We know what they look like now.