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DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/08/2005 3:23:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix

DUmmie Demoralization is proceeding apace as you can see in this THREAD titled, “I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out.” This thread follows on the heels of DUmmie Doohickie giving up on his highly entertaining “I Believe” threads. The big difference between DUmmie Doohickie and the author of this thread, DUmmie MaryH, is that at least Doohickie left on a positive note while MaryH sounds completely demoralized. Also I think DUmmie MaryH is an AUTHENTIC DUmmie while I have my suspicions that Doohickie is really a Freeper Troll who took a bunch of DUmmies along for a ride on his “I Believe” threads. Let us now lead off with the lament of MaryH who sounds like she is just giving up on politics. As usual, the demoralized DUmmie lamentations are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your Tom Servo humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out

I have quit watching the News where I used to watch it all the time. I don't feel like anything I do will make any difference so why even try.

We have lost Congress

We have lost the Judiciary

We have lost the law

We have lost our right to religion.

And I posted how I felt here and promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI. Fortunately, I probably have the most boring record in history.

MaryH

[Unfortunately you also got checked out by the DUmmie FUnnies and are now a Web Laughingstock. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Add that we have lost our democracy to fascism.

[But our REPUBLIC seems to be doing just fine.]

Excuse me, but the Christian church is NOT involved in Charity. They are too busy with political activism, and justifying racial wars to gain mineral wealth. Also, they only recieved 2.2 Billion dollars of our tax money through "faith based iniatives" in 2004. There will be over 40 Billion available in 2005. All this money is without any accountablility. I feel that any donation to a Christian church today would only buy assult weapons for the KKK. I used to call myself a "Christian" but I refuse to do so any more. I will not be associated with those thugs any longer.

[Racial wars like in the Sudan. OOPS! Those are Muslims conducting the “racial wars.” Back to square one.]

There is no restriction on freedom of religion in the USA. Try a Muslim country if you want to see what restrictions on freedom of religion really look like. Hyperbole does our side no good.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Whenever a DUmmie post makes sense, I know it is from a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]

There is no state religion in the United States. There may be a large cultural compenent of Americans that is Evangelical, but thatis not a state religion.

[That’s the second post that makes sense from DUmmie forgethell. I therefore accuse Dummie forgethell of being a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]

The Jesusistas have imposed Christianity as the state religion.

[Didn’t the Jesusistas play the Juaristas in a big baseball game? Or did they play the Zapatistas?]

There is NO state religion in the USA. None, nada, zilch. State religion implies the government. Now I will admit that the majority of AMericans are Christians. But So what?? When your tax dollars are paying the salaries of preachers, then you can say you have a state religion.

[HELLO! HELLO! Calling the DUmmie Moderator! Please expel forgethell from DUmmieland for making 3 posts in a row that actually make sense!]

40 BILLION of our taxpayer (and not just christian) dollars is available to Christian Groups in 2005. and yes, this money is paying the saleries of preachers.

[40 BILLION bucks just for signing up with the “Jesusita” team? Nice chunk of change!]

Once upon a time, the Republican Party promised you a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. Now they promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts.

[Who knew that Rev. Lovejoy drives a BMW and has unlimited funds in a Swiss Bank account?]

Most of us did everything in our power to stop this American tsunami, and lost only because the people in power are dishonest criminals who set up a rigged game.

[Strange how they are only rigged when you LOSE elections.]

We've had dishonest govts. before this one - in fact they are all probably pretty dishonest. But at least we had our Constitution and now I feel like that piece of paper is meaningless.

[This sudden DUmmie concern for the Constitution is quite touching. Especially after all the DUmmie effort to toss out certain sections such as the Second Amendment.]

Soo much effort was put into that last f*cked up campaign. Bush ads were aired during the most popular shows and sporting events. Kerry ads were aired on the F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. I still cannot believe that to this day. Let me say it one more time. THE F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. The bush republithugs have attacked every worthwhile democratic institution without any meaningful response. What few voices were out there were deafened by the cheers of church people.

[It’s all Karl Rove’s fault that Kerry was suckered into placing his campaign ads on the Game Show Channel!]

My wife doesn't know how scared I am, even though I've told her that things are going to be very different in just a few months from now.

[They’re coming to take you away! Hee! Hee! They’re coming to take you away! Ha! Ha!]

Does anyone here know how to do spells? That might be kind of fun to watch. Bush's nose growing with every lie. Or how about one where they all have to tell the truth when they open their mouths? That would be fun

[DUmmie MaryH is growing so desperate that she now wants to learn how to practice Witchcraft. Somebody please help this poor soul out. Perhaps we can teach her Santeria as well.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antichristian; christianbashing; christianity; christians; dummies; dummycrap; liberalbigots; religion; religiousintolerance
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To: beckysueb
...if a democrat ever gets in power, it will be a regular democrat who is just a pain in the backside instead of one of these really whacked out kooks.

But Stalin is dead and Castro is almost.

141 posted on 01/09/2005 3:29:10 AM PST by Budge (<><)
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To: Welsh Rabbit

I was thinking maybe as a means of being dramatic and getting attention. My ex husband would do stupid stuff like that when he was drunk. He would have someone call relatives in another state and say he was dead. Once, after we were already divorced and I was already remarried (to a wonderful man, I might add), my ex went out west somewhere and had someone call my daughter and say he was dead. Needless to say, my daughter was devastated. She called us with the news and my husband took over and told her he would find out what happened and where he was. Well, he couldn't find any proof anywhere but my ex turned up a few days later and swore up and down he hadn't done it but he had done things like that before so I knew he had tried to fake his own death once again just to get attention and see what reaction he was going to get. It was just a really stupid thing to do but he did it several times. But in this case, its looking like it might be real. But what a weird thing for a mother to do who has just lost her child. My mother is already gone but if I was to die, I can't imagine my daughter getting on FR first thing and posting my death. Of course DU was probably the most important thing in this poor souls life so it seemed to the mother like the first thing to do. But its all very strange.


142 posted on 01/09/2005 3:37:05 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Budge

Thats true but the idea of DU types getting in power is just too scary to think about. I have read alot of their stuff that doesn't make it to the DUmmyFUnnies because its not funny. Its just plain scary. They really want President Bush and all of us dead or at least in prison. I have no doubt if they got in a position to implement it, they would. They want rid of conservatives and have talked about conservatives slowly dying out until theres nothing left but liberals. I'm sure Hitler had his dreams of ridding society of certain kinds of humanity, too and then got in a position where he actually did it. These people are very dilusional, just like Hitler was. Its chilling.


143 posted on 01/09/2005 3:49:55 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: beckysueb
Yes, it's chilling!

What the poor saps over there don't understand is what they really want, in the name of "America," is a true socialist state!

They haven't been taught our real history, just the NEA approved, rewritten cr@p they wish history had been.

One example was quoted as, "...when Germany bombed Pearl Harbor!"

What is so frightening is so many actually believe this BS.

144 posted on 01/09/2005 4:02:09 AM PST by Budge (<><)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Just went over and read this thread. I found it ironic after reading all the hate for the late President Reagan, that one poster commented that maybe now Reagan would know that liberal hearts are loving hearts. How absolutely sick!


145 posted on 01/09/2005 4:11:25 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Budge

Yes, they do believe it. They are so wrong about so many things, but people like this do get in power and when they do, they wreak havoc with society.


146 posted on 01/09/2005 4:21:03 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I feel that any donation to a Christian church today would only buy assult weapons for the KKK.

Would someone please explain this assinine comment...I would go over there as a spy and ask this DUer myself, but feel I'd be found out as a Freeper for asking such a logical question!

147 posted on 01/09/2005 4:24:41 AM PST by sirchtruth (Words Mean Things...)
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To: beckysueb
Exactly, which is why this democrat will never vote for another democRAT --- haven't in many years!
148 posted on 01/09/2005 4:49:50 AM PST by Budge (<><)
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To: Purrcival

"I'm on my husband's computer tonight, and he forbids me to go on DU on his computer. Says that site always messes his PC up"

All that's happened to me when I go there is I get alerts from my spyware. Have hubby install a good spyware program. Betting the DUbie Brothers also brag that they don't have any corporate sponsors (snicker).


149 posted on 01/09/2005 5:20:27 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: Dallas59

What a great Hallmark card that would make! LOL!


150 posted on 01/09/2005 5:25:30 AM PST by Solamente
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To: PJ-Comix

In the meantime, I bet you could get a column in NewsMax no sweat!


151 posted on 01/09/2005 5:28:42 AM PST by Solamente
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To: PJ-Comix

----We have lost Congress----

It took you ten years to figure that out?!

----We have lost the Judiciary----

Not quite yet, but we're working on it.

----We have lost the law----

You - fought - the - law and the -- LAW WON (Washington State excepted)

----We have lost our right to religion.----

Parallel Universe time. I've lost count of how many bigoted euphemisms they've come up with for Christians and Jews, and how they should be shut down from practicing their respective religions. Guess it helps to be a Wiccan over there. (I wonder if a Shatnerologist such as myself could get by in DUmmieworld....)

----And I posted how I felt here and promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI. Fortunately, I probably have the most boring record in history.----

Not anymore you don't, bitch. :)

-Dan

152 posted on 01/09/2005 6:35:09 AM PST by Flux Capacitor (NIXON NOW!!!)
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To: commonguymd

This is the best one yet. They just don't get it do they? This one in particular has a very strange way at looking at Christians. I suppose we are just supposed to be serving up food at the food lines and giving, giving of ourselves. We aren't supposed to be getting involved in politics if we are Christians, they want to keep on being corrupt and just have us as their slaves.


153 posted on 01/09/2005 7:56:41 AM PST by queenkathy (Fear Not)
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To: Welsh Rabbit
Probably had a few drinks and started fantasizing about putting some Bushies in their place, street style...

What we need is a "So You Say You're Tough" style political competition. Heck we could even get Fox to televise it. Wanta bet on the number of DUmmies that would show up?

154 posted on 01/09/2005 7:59:27 AM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (Idaho Carnivores for Conservatism)
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To: beckysueb

Twisted. They don't have an ounce of love in them. Well, self-love, maybe.


155 posted on 01/09/2005 8:22:03 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Socialism failed. Bush won. Wellstone is dead. Get over it, DUmmies!)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

Doubt if we'd get as many as they did at the big protest at the Hienz townhouse in Boston. They got 2 there.


156 posted on 01/09/2005 8:40:59 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Welsh Rabbit

I may be donning the old tinfoil hat but the DUmmies have been complaining about the DUFU's and Freeper infiltration alot lately. Could this guy have cooked this up to put a damper on the DUFU's and get the Freepers to back off for awhile? Just a thought.


157 posted on 01/09/2005 8:45:19 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: HungarianGypsy
What would happen if she cast her little spell and Bush's nose didn't grow and the truth was what they have already said?

C'mon. It would just convince her that Republicans were truly evil, because obviously it was Satan who interfered with the efficacy of her spell, right?
158 posted on 01/09/2005 9:09:33 AM PST by beezdotcom (I'm usually either right or wrong...)
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To: PJ-Comix
promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI.

OR?

PJ, omg this was funny.

It sounds like the MIB paid her a visit. :-)
159 posted on 01/09/2005 9:14:45 AM PST by cgbg (My family has two dogs--and they vote!)
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To: beckysueb

When that whole thing began to develop, I didn't know how it would turn out. If I had known, I wouldn't have linked it here in the DUFUs since it's a real downer. Sorry PJ.

Given that, no WAY are the rest of the DUmmies off the hook for their lunacy!


160 posted on 01/09/2005 9:22:29 AM PST by KJC1 (overused DUmmie words: fascist, hubris, disenfranchisement)
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