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DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/08/2005 3:23:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix

DUmmie Demoralization is proceeding apace as you can see in this THREAD titled, “I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out.” This thread follows on the heels of DUmmie Doohickie giving up on his highly entertaining “I Believe” threads. The big difference between DUmmie Doohickie and the author of this thread, DUmmie MaryH, is that at least Doohickie left on a positive note while MaryH sounds completely demoralized. Also I think DUmmie MaryH is an AUTHENTIC DUmmie while I have my suspicions that Doohickie is really a Freeper Troll who took a bunch of DUmmies along for a ride on his “I Believe” threads. Let us now lead off with the lament of MaryH who sounds like she is just giving up on politics. As usual, the demoralized DUmmie lamentations are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your Tom Servo humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out

I have quit watching the News where I used to watch it all the time. I don't feel like anything I do will make any difference so why even try.

We have lost Congress

We have lost the Judiciary

We have lost the law

We have lost our right to religion.

And I posted how I felt here and promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI. Fortunately, I probably have the most boring record in history.

MaryH

[Unfortunately you also got checked out by the DUmmie FUnnies and are now a Web Laughingstock. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Add that we have lost our democracy to fascism.

[But our REPUBLIC seems to be doing just fine.]

Excuse me, but the Christian church is NOT involved in Charity. They are too busy with political activism, and justifying racial wars to gain mineral wealth. Also, they only recieved 2.2 Billion dollars of our tax money through "faith based iniatives" in 2004. There will be over 40 Billion available in 2005. All this money is without any accountablility. I feel that any donation to a Christian church today would only buy assult weapons for the KKK. I used to call myself a "Christian" but I refuse to do so any more. I will not be associated with those thugs any longer.

[Racial wars like in the Sudan. OOPS! Those are Muslims conducting the “racial wars.” Back to square one.]

There is no restriction on freedom of religion in the USA. Try a Muslim country if you want to see what restrictions on freedom of religion really look like. Hyperbole does our side no good.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Whenever a DUmmie post makes sense, I know it is from a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]

There is no state religion in the United States. There may be a large cultural compenent of Americans that is Evangelical, but thatis not a state religion.

[That’s the second post that makes sense from DUmmie forgethell. I therefore accuse Dummie forgethell of being a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]

The Jesusistas have imposed Christianity as the state religion.

[Didn’t the Jesusistas play the Juaristas in a big baseball game? Or did they play the Zapatistas?]

There is NO state religion in the USA. None, nada, zilch. State religion implies the government. Now I will admit that the majority of AMericans are Christians. But So what?? When your tax dollars are paying the salaries of preachers, then you can say you have a state religion.

[HELLO! HELLO! Calling the DUmmie Moderator! Please expel forgethell from DUmmieland for making 3 posts in a row that actually make sense!]

40 BILLION of our taxpayer (and not just christian) dollars is available to Christian Groups in 2005. and yes, this money is paying the saleries of preachers.

[40 BILLION bucks just for signing up with the “Jesusita” team? Nice chunk of change!]

Once upon a time, the Republican Party promised you a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. Now they promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts.

[Who knew that Rev. Lovejoy drives a BMW and has unlimited funds in a Swiss Bank account?]

Most of us did everything in our power to stop this American tsunami, and lost only because the people in power are dishonest criminals who set up a rigged game.

[Strange how they are only rigged when you LOSE elections.]

We've had dishonest govts. before this one - in fact they are all probably pretty dishonest. But at least we had our Constitution and now I feel like that piece of paper is meaningless.

[This sudden DUmmie concern for the Constitution is quite touching. Especially after all the DUmmie effort to toss out certain sections such as the Second Amendment.]

Soo much effort was put into that last f*cked up campaign. Bush ads were aired during the most popular shows and sporting events. Kerry ads were aired on the F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. I still cannot believe that to this day. Let me say it one more time. THE F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. The bush republithugs have attacked every worthwhile democratic institution without any meaningful response. What few voices were out there were deafened by the cheers of church people.

[It’s all Karl Rove’s fault that Kerry was suckered into placing his campaign ads on the Game Show Channel!]

My wife doesn't know how scared I am, even though I've told her that things are going to be very different in just a few months from now.

[They’re coming to take you away! Hee! Hee! They’re coming to take you away! Ha! Ha!]

Does anyone here know how to do spells? That might be kind of fun to watch. Bush's nose growing with every lie. Or how about one where they all have to tell the truth when they open their mouths? That would be fun

[DUmmie MaryH is growing so desperate that she now wants to learn how to practice Witchcraft. Somebody please help this poor soul out. Perhaps we can teach her Santeria as well.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antichristian; christianbashing; christianity; christians; dummies; dummycrap; liberalbigots; religion; religiousintolerance
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To: Charles Henrickson

Dude, you crack me up!


121 posted on 01/08/2005 10:03:03 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Purrcival

Yes, it's the "Astrology, Spirituality & Alternative Healing Group" over at DU. I hadn't ventured in before - but will now with your recommendation.

;-)

Dasher


122 posted on 01/08/2005 10:05:13 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Welsh Rabbit

Kephra? I didn't think he was a teenager. I may be wrong, though.

So what's the latest on this? I'm on my husband's computer tonight, and he forbids me to go on DU on his computer. Says that site always messes his PC up, so I need to rely on y'all for info until I can get my laptop.

My first instinct is that it's a hoax, but if it's not, it is very sad.


123 posted on 01/08/2005 10:06:44 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Repub4bush
I scanned a couple of the threads and I believe it's real.

Condolences to Khephra's family.

124 posted on 01/08/2005 10:08:48 PM PST by jellybean (Free Ol' Crusty!)
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To: Repub4bush

"If anyone from DU is reading here, I am sorry for your loss and my sympathies and prayers to Khephra's mother. 37 is way too young to go."

Wow. I'm speechless. Rest in peace, Scott. This truly is sad. My condolences to Scott's mother and his DU family.


125 posted on 01/08/2005 10:09:29 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Dashing Dasher

"Astrology, Spirituality & Alternative Healing Group"

YES!! That's it! Sorry, I would have looked it up for you myself, but since I'm on my hubby's PC, the rule is "no DU". There is a Nancy Waterman who posts there. She has her own website.

Enjoy! ;-)


126 posted on 01/08/2005 10:15:30 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Purrcival
A heart attack?

I join you in sending condolences to Khephra's family.

127 posted on 01/08/2005 10:23:08 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Welsh Rabbit
Think he's that tough offline?

Not a chance! I have spent the last 25 years supervising construction. Guys with muscles in their Sh*t. It's the quiet one's that you pay attention to. Braggarts are just that. Confront them and they go whining to their mommies. Chances are face to face this guy would wet his pants. Never met a liberal who actually wanted to take a swing. Those that did were generally to drunk to put up much of an offense. They like to look in the mirror and admire and congratulate themselves to much. after all, they are the enlightened majority don't ya know. LOL

128 posted on 01/08/2005 10:28:41 PM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (Idaho Carnivores for Conservatism)
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To: KJC1
Something really weird is unfolding

WOW! All I can say is... but for the grace of God....

129 posted on 01/08/2005 11:06:25 PM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (Idaho Carnivores for Conservatism)
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To: Repub4bush; KJC1

I'm so impressed at how polite and HUMAN we are at Free Republic. Here some DU person that we don't know, and probably would disagree with 99% of the time, passes away--and we feel genuine sorrow at the loss. We know that this was a real human being, and he left behind real people with real feelings who cared about him.

Contrast this with the classless DU response to a great American statesman's passing:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x604894

Tacky, tacky, tacky.


130 posted on 01/08/2005 11:11:12 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Socialism failed. Bush won. Wellstone is dead. Get over it, DUmmies!)
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To: Purrcival

It looks like it's probably for real. I regret being flippant about it in earlier posts. I feel so sorry for his mother having to find him like that. There's no way of knowing how he died right now, but I hope it was quick and painless. Really makes you think about mortality...


131 posted on 01/08/2005 11:34:48 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

I have no doubt he's just another Keyboard Kommando. Probably had a few drinks and started fantasizing about putting some Bushies in their place, street style...


132 posted on 01/08/2005 11:40:07 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hey, that's where some of the Dems' favorite shows are on! "Wheel of Abortion," "The Neverwed Game," "Cussword," "Let's Make a Drug Deal," "The Bong Show," "Hollywood Queers," "Feminist Feud," "Who Wants to Beat a Millionaire?" and "I've Got a Nose Ring."

I officially declare you one of the funniest and cleverest minds on FR. If you have a ping list of any kind, please put me on it.

133 posted on 01/08/2005 11:47:54 PM PST by jellybean (Free Ol' Crusty!)
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To: Purrcival
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49. Don't give up - think about the animals you rescue

they can't fight for themselves - you must do it for them - as I sit here with one of my twenty-some cats on my lap.

Now is the time to fight! Not when everything to going our way.

BTW, how do you know you got checked out?

 

Well this about says it all.


134 posted on 01/09/2005 12:08:12 AM PST by Texasforever (It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your butt out all day long.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Who knew that Rev. Lovejoy drives a BMW and has unlimited funds in a Swiss Bank account?]

Maude clearly did. Why do you think she had to be offed?
135 posted on 01/09/2005 12:56:43 AM PST by Xenalyte (Your mother sells hot dogs.)
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To: rdb3
Once upon a time, the Republican Party promised you a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. Now they promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts.

Where do you sign up to be a preacher?

136 posted on 01/09/2005 1:14:40 AM PST by jslade (People who are easily offended......OFFEND ME!)
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To: Mr. Mojo

But not actually 'spell'.


137 posted on 01/09/2005 1:27:25 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (Molon-frickin'-Labe!)
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To: franksolich
However, "Faye" of all those "secret symbols," and "GodBlessBushandCheney" (or something like that), are pictured in their splendored glory.

Whew -- at least some DUers are real and aren't FReeper trolls! (Sometimes I start to wonder when so many people here brag about how many posts they have at DU!) Surely a FReeper troll wouldn't be so "dedicated" as to show up at a DU rally to perfect the disguise! ;-)

138 posted on 01/09/2005 1:42:53 AM PST by maryz
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To: shield
I think I know who this could have been. ROTFLMAO.....

Sounds like something "backhoe" would have done. Remember the Nigerian 411 scam scams? LOL

139 posted on 01/09/2005 1:45:34 AM PST by jslade (People who are easily offended......OFFEND ME!)
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To: KJC1
(overused DUmmie words: fascist, hubris, disenfranchisement)

You should add "nazis," and "gestapo" to your tag.

140 posted on 01/09/2005 3:16:35 AM PST by Budge (<><)
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