Every single state in the union has created a petition to secede from the United States in the aftermath of President Obama's reelection. Already, in a mere week, seven states have exceeded 25,000 each, which triggers an automatic review from the White House (or so they've promised). Those states are Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, North Carolina, Tennessee, and Texas. At the time of writing, Texas has already garnered an incredible 97,083 signatures. In fact, over a thousand had signed the petition in the time it took to write this article. Texas's petition reads: The US continues to suffer economic difficulties...