I was promised an earth-shattering ka-doom! Well, not really. And the spew is not, in fact, funny. But what's even less funny is the number of people who have come completely unhinged with their "imminent death of everything and everyone" nonsense. Let's go down the list of the some of the better ones: Everyone who worked on the Exxon Valdez spill is dead (or alternatively, that across the entire population of those who worked on the Valdez spill, the average age of death is 51.) Really? Can you source that?