Here are just a few of the things I miss since America entered the golden age of Hope and Change in January 2009. o Optimism o Going for minutes, hours, even days, without worrying about what weird insanity the government is dreaming up next o Having money o The Border Patrol o Looking up at the moon and thinking, "America - we own space!" o Having a president whose background isn't more closely guarded than the formula for Coke o Going on vacation without the TSA auditioning me for "Stella Does Dallas" o Jobs o Not feeling like I have...