Dear Mr. Limbaugh, As president-elect of our local Rush Limbaugh Fan Club, I've been deputized to write this letter regarding your recent legal problems. Here in Gopher County some of your loyal followers are upset about what they've been reading and hearing in the media, which (as we all know) is run by a bunch of liberal pansies (except for your radio show, of course!). Anyhow, we were all real sorry to learn about you being a dope addict. Naturally we didn't believe a word of the story until it came from your own lips. Seeing how you've been so...
