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He will not stop making biscuits on my belly. I shoo him away; back he comes. I smash him down flat on my lap; he pops back up and starts kneading. He is purring loudly enough to wake the dead, too. Maybe I smell bad or something. Cats are truly inscrutable. Which is probably why Jonah Goldberg doesn’t like them. You always do know where you stand with a dog. The Goldberg household is getting a feline inhabitant; Jonah is going to do a contrast and compare of Cosmo and the cat. Well, I can give him a few points...

MSN Home | My MSN | Hotmail | Search | Shopping | Money | People & Chat | Search SlateAdvanced Search   Department of complaints. A Cat Person Gets a DogIt doesn't purr. It doesn't clean itself. It eats bras. ...By Emily YoffePosted Friday, June 14, 2002, at 7:35 AM PT "Illustration by Nina Frenkel" The lowest point, so far, in my three-month experience of dog ownership came one miserable, rainy night at 11—when you get a dog, you realize your life has become a series of lousy late nights. There I was, wet, tired, waiting for my new beagle, Sasha,...