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'... if Senator Hatch is out there listening I'd like him to call me [note the rank journalistic hubris ...] to explain [note the rank journalistic hubris ...] statements attributed to him that Osama bin Ladin is to blame [note the rank journalistic ignorimity ...]. The Senator has referenced 'high sources' ....

Cousin Jon has confirmed Billy Blythe Clinton tested postitive for HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. Joe Lockhart, the Pressy's Press Secretary deflected questions on the matter saying 'the Clinton-haters know no bounds ... the President is hale and hearty and looks forward to his vigorous new assignations in Hollywood with a panoply of pert starlets'. David Kendall, the President's private attorney (apart from Janet Reno and hordes of Federal lawyers on 'special assignment' running interference for the predatory Pressy), also denied the report. Mr. Kendall noted the President simply could not be HIV positive since never used condoms, adding ...

IMPORTANT MEMO Subject: SECURITY/Los Alamos To: All staff, Los Alamos National Laboratory From: Bill Richardson, Secretary of Energy Dear staff members: As you know, the highly-partisan Republican Congress has chosen to demogogue our minor difficulties in the security area. Hence, we must tighten up just a bit. Effective immediately: 1. The brown paper bag in which we store the computer disk drives that contain the nation's nuclear secrets no longer may be left on tables in the staff commissary during lunch hour. It will be stored in ``the vault.'' I know this is an inconvenience to many of you, ...

The Press, in Nixon's day, was full of what Agnew (ghosted by Safire and Buchanan) termed 'Agit-Prop'. They aggitated their favored propaganda against a man whose policies they despised. Only very lately did it dawn that the press is, in Clinton's day, indulging in 'Genu-Prop'. They genuflect to a man whose propaganda the find enthralling. Thus, what seemed for so long a contradiction is actually quite logical: The press loathe Republican-conservatives (Golly, even Republican-centrists) but LOVE Democrats of any description. Even traitorious, rapist, impeached, mafiosi Democrats. The sooner the lamestream media is extirpated by the internet, the better for humanity. ...

The Press, in Nixon's day, was full of what Agnew (ghosted by Safire and Buchanan) termed 'Agit-Prop'. They aggitated their favored propaganda against a man whose policies they despised. Only very lately did it dawn that the press is, in Clinton's day, indulging in 'Genu-Prop'. They genuflect to a man whose propaganda they much admire. What seemed for so long a contradiction is actually quite logical: The press loathe Republican-conservatives (Golly, even Republican-centrists) but LOVE Democrats of any description. Even traitorious, rapist, impeached, mafiosi Democrats. The sooner the lamestream media is extirpated by the internet, the better for humanity. As ...