lol...some of the stories I've heard would kill ya...
I happened to pare up with a dignified looking, well dressed fellow, and I showed him over to a folding chair and told him to go ahead first.
He sat down and started taking off his shoe, and said you'll only be washing one of my feet tonight.
Being in the WWCofG, I immediately thought to my self, Oh Oh, I got a live one tonight.
I said, Oh, why's that?
He said I only have one leg.
Then he knocked on it to quell my "Yehhh Right" look. Lol
He still had to wash both of mine though. Ha ha
JH :-)