The Neverending Story (The Christian Chronicles)

Associated Press ^ | 3/24/01

[Invincibly Ignorant]

Tell her not no but hell No!

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to. Dang. Her timing is always impeccable. Have fun.

[malakhi]

Yes, but the Talmud says if you get up during the commercials and make a sandwich, that is tantamount to theft. ;-)

No, you just have your wife make the sandwich for you! ;o)

Bachelors may put an extra TV in the kitchen.

[ventana]

must be me then.

v.

[malakhi]

scratch his ball

Poor guy. :(

ROFLOL!!! :o)

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

How long ya gonna be gone?

BigMack

[Invincibly Ignorant]

How long ya gonna be gone?

bout an hour and a half or two.

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

I'll hold off if I can till ya get back, it won't be any fun without ya.

BigMack

[Invincibly Ignorant]

Ok, I'll respond. She said "How can this be, I know not a man". Obviously speaking in present tense not future tense. Really this is silly.

[malakhi]

I'll hold off if I can till ya get back, it won't be any fun without ya.

Another Kumbayah moment, brought to you by the Cretinous Heresy Lovefest. ;o)

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

LOL...are ya gonna be here and make a run for it? About 7 pm central?

BigMack

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

You guys gonna be here?

BigMack

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

Testing....

BigMack

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

Testing....

BigMack

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

Testing....

BigMack

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

Testing....

BigMack

[newgeezer]

What team is your baseball rooting interest?

Oddly enough,

[JHavard]

Of course JESUS knew ... because JESUS knew our hearts ... that, often, we will value the creature over the Creator ... and the gift over the Giver.

So do you believe Jesus already knew the future, and how many of the RC's would put her on the same level as Him, and some would prefer praying to her over Him, and the pope would be petitioned to officially promote her to co-redeemer?

Could that explain why there doesn't seem to be even one affectionate sounding communique between Jesus and his mother?

Not that he held any animosity toward her, because she certainly didn't ask for the position she was put in, but it seems Jesus went out of his way not to encourage it, and that there would be nothing that could be pointed to later, saying He promoted it?

IMO JH :-)

[ventana]

You aren't a cretin. Japanese maybe.

[Mr. Lucky]

If this weren't so incredibly stupid, I'd respond.

It appears to me that you're dealing with issues here that have nothing to do with the interpretation of scripture.

[OLD REGGIE]

Don't call me fast and loose. If Jesus says "rather" that means, in plain English, "instead."

I made the mistake of copying your edited version of Scripture.

(SD version) "all generations will call her blessed."

What does the Bible say?

Luke 1:
[48] for he has regarded the low estate of his handmaiden. For behold, henceforth all generations will call me blessed;

Don't call me fast and loose. If Jesus says "rather" that means, in plain English, "instead."

The word "rather" never came into play with me. Why you ring it in, I have no idea.

When you change the words "call me" to "call her" you are changing the entire meaning of the passage.

That, old spinner, is playing fast and loose.