Did you just mention COFFEE?

I was once a faithful Mormon.

Royalty even.

BIC of the best of them.

Then one day I woke up and smelled - COFFEE!

It allured me; tempted me, teased me like Luck with a sore ankle.

I tried resisting.

I overcame the Little Factory; SURELY I could over come THIS!!

I prayed, I fasted, I even spoke in TONGUES mind you.

But; in the end; I fell.

Fell to the charms and wiles of a simple bean.

A bean; when roasted, ground and saturated with water; will produce one of the vilest liquids that Satan ever devised!

How many missionaries had to return because of this product from Hell?

How many bishops: fallen??

How many stake presidents: ruined?

Only eternity knows.

BEWARE!!!

beware...…