But what about the pleasant, knowledgeable, soothing, well-formed responses?
If you are looking for pleasant, knowledgeable, soothing, well-formed responses and humorous on top of it, which would be my ideal, good luck. Theoretically possible. More common than Immaculate Conceptions.
If you like biting sarcasm, it isn’t dealt out the way it used to be, but I am glad to see that some past-masters have not completely lost the edge.