[Elsie]

(Did you take that inspirational thought with you when you got down on your knees to pray to God, or did you tuck that one away somewhere, and try to hide it from Him?)

The way it's written: Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving.
Ephesians 5:4

The way certain people practice it: ...unless it's April Fools Day and then you can make mocking comments as freely as you want.

[Songcraft]

Right on!   (I love that chapter!   The very next verse says, "For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person—such a person is an idolater—has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God."   Ephesians 5:5  That sounds like people are gonna be kept out of heaven because of their own evil thoughts and actions.   It certainly doesn't sound like, "once saved, always saved", does it now?)