Though we have seen the denomination that claims to have never changed
That would be the Orthodox.
Nope. They've changed too. They buy the whole modernist unit when it comes to the bible.
Man, us rednecks must really be terrible people to inspire such universal hatred and revulsion. Is it because we talk funny?
As a Hoosier; I have an accent. I guess we ALL do here; but I think it's 'normal'.
Once, on a road trip to Disneyworld; my 15 yo daughter and myself had stopped at a McDonalds somewhere in the deep south and gotten some chow.
After sitting down, she leaned over and said, "Dad; they sure talk funny down here."
I replied, "No; WE are the ones who talk funny down here."