[Joe 6-pack]

Please have your employer forward your Christmas bonus directly to me. That way you won’t be stained by the devil’s filthy lucre.

[BipolarBob]

Christmas just seems to bring out the best in us (as seen in this discussion). But I';m leaning more towards Festivus. Yes, it's another man made holiday as well but I like it's simplicity. And by donating to The Human Fund we can appease our philandering philanthropist side of us as well.