Well; we've only been kicked off two porches this morning and we out ran that big dog that got after us.
We did have one seeker that wanted to see of our doctrine in the Book of MORMON; but we couldn't find any.
Did you know that most our stuff comes from the D&C's?
We sure didn't!
We left him a BoM anyway.
(We why we don't hand out D&C's and then ask folks to read IT and pray about it??)
We just got a text from our bishop:
"Lay off the D&C information. It can come of no good."
--Cletus McFarney