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Man starts church for jerks
http://www.larknews.com/archives/5007 ^

Posted on 03/15/2015 8:14:21 AM PDT by piasa

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1 posted on 03/15/2015 8:14:21 AM PDT by piasa
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To: piasa

Hahahahahaha.

This is great. Wonderful.


2 posted on 03/15/2015 8:17:48 AM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c5700.html)
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To: Cringing Negativism Network

The pastor’s got a point- it’s an underserved ministry!


3 posted on 03/15/2015 8:24:43 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: piasa

Screw these guys.


4 posted on 03/15/2015 8:25:25 AM PDT by bolobaby
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To: piasa

This is brilliant.


5 posted on 03/15/2015 8:42:05 AM PDT by married21 ( As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: piasa

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.


6 posted on 03/15/2015 8:45:06 AM PDT by Paisan
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To: piasa

In my experience such a church has existed for many years in many denominations.


7 posted on 03/15/2015 8:50:17 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: bolobaby

In church? Kinky!


8 posted on 03/15/2015 8:51:34 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
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To: piasa

I’d like to go, glue a string to $100 dollar bill, put it in the collection plate, then yank it out when the elder walks away. I think that would qualify.


9 posted on 03/15/2015 8:51:50 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: piasa

I bet the locals are confused when they show up for a happy ending.


10 posted on 03/15/2015 8:56:18 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: piasa

I get that five days a week at the office.


11 posted on 03/15/2015 9:00:08 AM PDT by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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To: piasa

Stupid.


12 posted on 03/15/2015 9:09:27 AM PDT by right way right
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To: piasa

They don’t even have a website.

Besides, that name is already taken by some music bunch.

;o)


13 posted on 03/15/2015 9:13:25 AM PDT by papertyger (I didn't leave my party: my party betrayed me.)
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To: piasa

So is this a church-al jerk?


14 posted on 03/15/2015 9:14:07 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: piasa; Gamecock; F15Eagle
This is the Minister of Communion.

"You want bread? Three dollars!"

15 posted on 03/15/2015 9:19:21 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Slings and Arrows

These guys sound pretty ping-less...


16 posted on 03/15/2015 10:03:14 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Larry Lucido

candidate for best post of the day


17 posted on 03/15/2015 10:08:46 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (Foolish people ... have eyes and see not)
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To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Church for B****es" soon to follow.


18 posted on 03/15/2015 10:40:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: faithhopecharity

Thanks. I thought my “Communion Nazi” one was better though. :-)


19 posted on 03/15/2015 10:46:09 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

sorry i missed that one
but keep it up


20 posted on 03/15/2015 11:00:39 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (Foolish people ... have eyes and see not)
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