[Cringing Negativism Network]

Hahahahahaha.

This is great. Wonderful.

[bolobaby]

Screw these guys.

[married21]

This is brilliant.

[Paisan]

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.

[mad_as_he$$]

In my experience such a church has existed for many years in many denominations.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I’d like to go, glue a string to $100 dollar bill, put it in the collection plate, then yank it out when the elder walks away. I think that would qualify.

[King Moonracer]

I bet the locals are confused when they show up for a happy ending.

[loungitude]

I get that five days a week at the office.

[right way right]

Stupid.

[papertyger]

They don’t even have a website.

Besides, that name is already taken by some music bunch.

;o)

[Larry Lucido]

So is this a church-al jerk?

[Larry Lucido]

This is the Minister of Communion.

"You want bread? Three dollars!"

[dayglored]

These guys sound pretty ping-less...

[AmericanVictory]

Is Steve Martin a member?

[minnesota_bound]

I have worked with people who could be Deacons in this church!

[JSDude1]

I don’t really care the window dressing as long as the Gospel is being preached, people are getting saved (in the Biblical sense).

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I bet the single women line up around the block to try and get in.

DANG!

[martin_fierro]

Jerk Church sounds like hell.

[uglybiker]