[Gamecock]

So what is to prevent Pope Piel from being so honored?

[Alex Murphy]

And as they were going along the road they came to some salt, and the eunuch said, "See, here is salt! What prevents me from having it rubbed in my wound?"
-- Acts 8:36, AMV (Alex Murphy Version)

[polkajello]

Imminently Appointable
[to the tune of Simply Irresistible by Robert Palmer]

How can it be possible?
Did we miss an encyclical?
That kind of choice is heretical
He’s anything but typical
He’s a doc you’ll endorse, he’s a powerful force
You’re obliged to conform, and there’s no other choice
The NO used to look good to me, but now I find him
Imminently Appointable, Imminently Appointable!

He’s so fine, there’s no tellin’ where Mahoney went
He’s got spine, those poofsters have to go!

Imminently Appointable!