Imminently Appointable
[to the tune of Simply Irresistible by Robert Palmer]
How can it be possible?
Did we miss an encyclical?
That kind of choice is heretical
He’s anything but typical
He’s a doc you’ll endorse, he’s a powerful force
You’re obliged to conform, and there’s no other choice
The NO used to look good to me, but now I find him
Imminently Appointable, Imminently Appointable!
He’s so fine, there’s no tellin’ where Mahoney went
He’s got spine, those poofsters have to go!
Imminently Appointable!
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“Apply the Holy Flame and they won’t be the same!”