[Elsie]

There are many of them, who are pretty passionate, among those are the Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Philippine Church of Christ (Iglesia ni Cristo, or as I like to call it, Iglesia ni Manalo) Armstrong's World Wide Church of God, Michael Rood's cult; Apollo C Quiboloy's cult, (located only a few miles from where I live) called The Kingdom of Jesus Christ, the Name Above All Names (bet you never even heard of them) and others too, the absolute worst and most evil cult on earth, Islam.

 

If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.

 

 

 

 

If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.

 

 

 

 

If you open your door, you will see mormons.

 

 

 

 

If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.

 

 

 

 

If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.

 

 

 

 

If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!

 

 

 

 

If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.

DON’T be a cultist!
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[Mark17]

Many years ago, we had a VCR movie (yes, that long ago) called the God Makers, about Mormonism. We saw the magic underwear. If it wasn’t such a serious cult, it would have been laughable. A few months ago, we were at the Davao City Airport, a few blocks from Quiboloy’s church, when I saw two young Filipino guys with bycycles. I said to my wife, I bet they are Filipino Mormons. We got close, and sure enough they were. They greeted me in perfect English. I am not rude, so I said hello, but made it clear I didn’t really want to hear about old Joe Smith. The Jehovah’s Witnesses are here too, but the worst, besides Islam, are the Iglesia Ni Cristo, or Iglesia Ni Manalo, and the cult of Apollo C Quiboloy. A couple of pernicious cults for sure.