“Two utterly untrue statements. The Ethiopian Orthodox Church has been in existence since before Catholicism was a gleam in universalists eyes.”
False. The Ethiopian Church only became its own entity with the split with the Catholic Church when the non-Chalcedonian churches left. Also, how many Ethiopian parishes were there in Italy, France, Greece, Lebanon, wherever? NONE. Until one century ago there were none anywhere in the world really except for Ethiopia.
“Also being how as Christ and the Apostles were Jews, they still seem to be in business in one faction or another.”
So you’re saying Jews can be saved without Christ?
Of course not. Have you ever heard of Jewish Christians??? That's what the Apostles were. That's what the churches they established were.