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How to win friends and wealth the Osteen way!

Posted on 11/21/2014 8:11:46 PM PST by longhorn too

Just a few moments ago I had a post promptly pulled because of being a little risqué with the Osteen Daily Devotional. I hope this one manages to stay afloat for more than a few minutes. If it is pulled I would like to know why.

Anyway, for anyone who would like a good laugh try this you tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qev-i9-VKlY


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To: Graybeard58

I always, I mean always respect my elders. That is the way my parents raised me, but if you can please put in a good word to Mears about this young’un!


61 posted on 11/21/2014 10:14:52 PM PST by longhorn too
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To: PROCON

I was in a Prosperity cult,
just chewed people up,in the front door and Out the back.
Faith healers after You’re pocket book, just sad.
The Truth is out there but you have to dig for it.


62 posted on 11/21/2014 10:19:38 PM PST by Big Red Badger ( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
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To: longhorn too

I’m no longer a spring chicken myself at 69.

Now this old rooster is going to turn in.


63 posted on 11/21/2014 10:20:59 PM PST by Graybeard58 ( O magnify the Lord with me, and let us exalt his name together. Ps 34:3)
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To: longhorn too

I think Olsteen should get a Crystal cathedral.


64 posted on 11/21/2014 10:38:45 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: PROCON

I don’t believe Osteen believes in God. He’s a total fraud.


65 posted on 11/21/2014 10:39:45 PM PST by VerySadAmerican
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Here's your sign.

or is that engval?

66 posted on 11/21/2014 10:43:06 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: longhorn too

Janis purchased a meet and greet ticket to a concert with Jesus...
when she bought her last hit of heroin..

God Bless her..


67 posted on 11/21/2014 10:47:35 PM PST by hosepipe (" This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole.. ")
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To: PROCON
"Prosperity Gospel" is exactly what it is.

It is ersatz Christianity, if it is Christianity at all. I doubt that the Apostles would even recognize it.

68 posted on 11/22/2014 1:17:25 AM PST by sauron ("Truth is hate to those who hate Truth" --unknown)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Ahhh! You jerk! My eyes! lol

What a vile women, and I’m not talking about physical appearances either.

As someone else said, Joel Osteen needs to be called out. He’s a deceiving person doing the devil’s work.


69 posted on 11/22/2014 4:33:24 AM PST by Bulwyf
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To: longhorn too

Keep exposing that fraud, I salute you.

On a side note from one vet to another, thank you for your service.


70 posted on 11/22/2014 4:35:32 AM PST by Bulwyf
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To: longhorn too
Annotated for the YBPDLN Ping List
71 posted on 11/22/2014 4:41:15 AM PST by Gamecock (Joel Osteen is a Gospel preacher like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
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To: Religion Moderator
That language - even the reference to it, in this case using a & to conceal a letter - is not tolerable on the Religion Forum.

Eyes roll.

73 posted on 11/22/2014 4:53:28 AM PST by southern rock
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To: Big Red Badger

WE ARE TOO ABOUT SOMETHING!

74 posted on 11/22/2014 4:57:56 AM PST by Gamecock (Joel Osteen is a Gospel preacher like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
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To: Religion Moderator; longhorn too; Vision

Osteen daily “devotionals” are NOT religious but rather godless cults who reject Christ.

Vision’s daily “devotionals” should be deleted from religion forum.

Vision’s daily “devotionals” should be open to discussion and not closed like the godless, fascist dogma that it is.

Osteen’s daily “devotional” is no different than if an Oprah daily “devotional” thread was posted to the religion forum.


75 posted on 11/22/2014 5:07:53 AM PST by newfreep ("Evil succeeds when good men do nothting" - Edmund Burke)
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To: woofie

longhorn too

Since Oct 28, 1998


76 posted on 11/22/2014 5:10:44 AM PST by newfreep ("Evil succeeds when good men do nothting" - Edmund Burke)
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To: longhorn too
Prosperity gospel = Revelation 3:14-22 “And to the angel of the church in Laodicea write: ‘The words of the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of God's creation.

“‘I know your works: you are neither cold nor hot. Would that you were either cold or hot! So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth. For you say, I am rich, I have prospered, and I need nothing, not realizing that you are wretched, pitiable, poor, blind, and naked. I counsel you to buy from me gold refined by fire, so that you may be rich, and white garments so that you may clothe yourself and the shame of your nakedness may not be seen, and salve to anoint your eyes, so that you may see. Those whom I love, I reprove and discipline, so be zealous and repent. Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me. The one who conquers, I will grant him to sit with me on my throne, as I also conquered and sat down with my Father on his throne. He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the churches.’”

77 posted on 11/22/2014 5:11:01 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: longhorn too

Last Sunday on Fox Sports, Terry Bradshaw did a decent parody of Joel Osteen. I’m surprised no one made a big deal about it.


78 posted on 11/22/2014 6:08:13 AM PST by odawg
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To: Graybeard58; longhorn too; elcid1970

“You guys wanna play “who’s oldest”? I just pinged Mears to this thread, she’ll set you all straight and if you youngins sass her, she might just give you all a whuppin.”


Rookies all !

Herbert Hoover was still president when I was born.

I grew right along with The New Deal.

.


79 posted on 11/22/2014 6:49:55 AM PST by Mears
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To: Mears

This thread about Joel Osteen & his prosperity evangelizing has been hijacked by age competition so let’s shut it down:

My Mom turned 94 years young this past Thursday. Lives at home, wife & I are going there for Thanksgiving. Mom born the same month Warren G. Harding was elected President.

Now back to our regular programming.

;^)


80 posted on 11/22/2014 7:43:08 AM PST by elcid1970 ("I am a radicalized infidel.")
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