11 of the Best #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

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[millegan]

All of these are from the Things Jesus Never Said Facebook Page.

[Larry Lucido]

Jesus never used stupid tic tac toe signs and never scrunched words together without spaces.

Jesus never excerpted to pimp a blog.

As for the rest, not interested enough to click on a strange site.

[Dr. Sivana]

“Cleanliness is next to Godliness.”

[Graybeard58]

Another frequent bible misquote:

"Money is the root of all evil".

[Grams A]

I don’t believe I’ve ever heard or seen the original wording of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen and always thought the one we have sung for so many years was the original. Thanks for cluing me in.

Waterhill - I like your version much better when it is an individual praying. The Lord’s Prayer is among my very favorite songs and when I do say it in prayer, I also include my daughter’s name as she is also in Heaven now.

[Jan_Sobieski]

Here is one that I get when I post articles exposing false teachers and preachers like; Benny Hinn, Joel Osteen, Rick Warren, etc...

1 Chronicles 16:22 - Saying, Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm.

In context, this verse is talking about the Hebrews coming out of Egypt and the Hebrew Prophets. Jesus himself picked up a whip and whipped the money preachers (changers) and was very hard on false teachers.