[Elsie]

I would compare that to the Jehovah Witnesses and those with a false message.

 

If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.

 

 

 

 

If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.

 

 

 

 

If you open your door, you will see mormons.

 

 

 

 

If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.

 

 

 

 

If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.

 

 

 

 

If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!

 

 

 

 

If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.

DON’T be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.

[Kackikat]

Very odd reply.

The basis of Christianity is Jesus was the Passover Lamb for sins, once and for all. Accepting Jesus as the son of God and believing in him is the definition of a Christian.
Baptism required.

A Simple gospel, and everything else is doctrine.