[HarleyD]

My church is tea-totalling to the point where some have the testimony that they used to drink beer but now they are saved. I have a full bar and make no apologies

Sounds like you should become a Presbyterian. :O)

[cuban leaf]

Naw. I like the people at my church. I’ve yet to find one I completely agree with on everhthing. But it does remind me of a couple of fun jokes, one told by a baptist minister:

How do you keep a baptist from drinking your beer while you fish? Invite another baptist.

What’s the difference between a baptist and a Catholic? A catholic will say “hi” when you meet him at the liquor store.

[Gamecock]

HEY!

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