Naw. I like the people at my church. I’ve yet to find one I completely agree with on everhthing. But it does remind me of a couple of fun jokes, one told by a baptist minister:
How do you keep a baptist from drinking your beer while you fish? Invite another baptist.
What’s the difference between a baptist and a Catholic? A catholic will say “hi” when you meet him at the liquor store.
Why do Baptists oppose fornication?
It might lead to dancing and card-playing.