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To: Iscool; verga
Mother of God...Wife of God...Daughter of God...Queen of God's Kingdom... I'm surprised you guys don't refer to God as Mary's husband (or maybe you do)...

What about the Brothers of God, and the Sisters of God...

What of the Butcher of God - Surely no sin could enter Jesus' mouth, so His family's butcher necessarily and needfully was born without sin, because he had to touch the meat that was served to God - No doubt his cleaver was made of the finest gold, and his apron was studded with precious gems! He had the power to speak softly to animals, killing them peacefully with his words, so they would never suffer... And those same words magically removed the blood, so his hands were never made unclean... And the sweat of his brow made the meat extra tasty!

Hey! The Bible doesn't say it isn't true - so it COULD be true! YAY! Let's all gather 'round and worship venerate the mighty, marvelous, and sainted Butcher of God!

816 posted on 10/04/2013 11:08:44 AM PDT by roamer_1 (Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
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To: roamer_1

Thank you for further proof that protestants on this forum are incapable of intelligent discussion.


823 posted on 10/04/2013 11:35:52 AM PDT by verga (Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis)
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To: roamer_1
And those same words magically removed the blood, so his hands were never made unclean... And the sweat of his brow made the meat extra tasty! Hey! The Bible doesn't say it isn't true - so it COULD be true! YAY! Let's all gather 'round and worship venerate the mighty, marvelous, and sainted Butcher of God!
924 posted on 10/04/2013 9:08:26 PM PDT by terycarl
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To: roamer_1
The Bible doesn't say it isn't true - so it COULD be true!


977 posted on 10/05/2013 5:34:21 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: roamer_1
Hey! The Bible doesn't say it isn't true - so it COULD be true

Indeed, as it is true that actual evidence from Scripture is not needed for RC doctrine, only that it does not contradict Scripture, but which Rome is the autocratic judge of. Meanwhile RCs have much liberty to compel Scripture to support Rome, following her presumption.

For as with the Eucharist (and bind and loosing), in which" The priest speaks and lo! Christ, the eternal and omnipotent God, bows His head in humble obedience to the priest's command. (John A, O'Brien, >I>The Faith of Millions, Our Sunday Visitor (1938), p. 235; has Nihil obstat & Imprimitur) , so what Rome autocratically declares is truth must indeed be Truth, not because of Scriptural substantiation, by which the church established its claims.

1,029 posted on 10/05/2013 10:16:12 AM PDT by daniel1212 (Come to the Lord Jesus as a contrite damned+destitute sinner, trust Him to save you, then live 4 Him)
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