[BlueDragon]

He never hit me up for any dues. Then again it might be for fear I'd send it to a wrong address...

When the missionaries know your handle here, you'll know you have arrived. In like Flynn. You're grandpa could explain that expression, but cut him some slack and don't ask.

[Tennessee Nana]

It was probably MormonDude who tried charging Holly...

[Elsie]

When the missionaries know your handle here, you'll know you have arrived.

No; Ma'am; it's when Greg West has you in his list of proctologically pesky persons that the world will stand up and take notice!

http://spamldsarchive.blogspot.com/#!/2012/10/from-our-sister-site-fram-report-its.html