[JoeFromSidney]

I used to have a Jewish friend (God rest his soul) who joked that he liked to visit Utah because it was the only time he could be a Gentile.

He had been raised in an Israeli kibbutz prior to WW II. I don't know the details of how he ended up in the Air Corps in WW II. I knew him when he was on the Ohio State faculty.

[Jewbacca]

I believe I am kept safe from Mormon missionaries by my mezzuzah.

They see it on my door frame and flee.