Posted on 12/30/2011 3:56:31 PM PST by Colofornian
It has been said that Mormons have an exceedingly fine sense of rumor. We certainly love a good storyafter all, cant we all admit to telling a tale we thought was good, even if we admitted we werent 100 percent sure it was true? In the spirit of acting under (more) perfect knowledge, and still appreciating the quality of a good story, the following is an exploration of the truth behind some of the more common or interesting Mormon legends.
*The following is an excerpt of "The Truth About Mormon Myths." To read the full article, see the LDS Living magazine May/June 2011 issue.
I can remember when I heard my very first Mormon myth. I was 8 years old, and one of my older sisters came to me and said, Guess what? Steve Martin is a Mormon!
She had heard from our cousins in Las Vegas about how he had gone on David Letterman, and when asked about Mormonism, replied, Thats a very private part of my life right now. It seemed legit enough to me. I started telling everyone in my small sphere which was basically my friends and my Valiant classthat the star of Father of the Bride was LDS.
I dont remember when I started to doubt the story, but years later I learned that the myth had started when a Mormon Tabernacle Choir members son had written home saying he had baptized Steve Martin. Only after this excited choir member had told his friends did he realize he had misunderstoodit wasnt that Steve Martin. By then the story had spread like feathers in the wind.
Storytelling is universal to the human speciestheres no tribe, no country anywhere that doesnt do it, says Eric Eliason, professor of folklore at Brigham Young University. But, he adds, I cant help but wonder if theres something fundamentally oral and face-to-face about the Mormon experience.
We Mormons go from home to home, teaching the message of our Church. We believe deeply in the importance of teaching and bearing testimony to one another. And all this is founded upon stories that affirm our faithmany of which combine the divine with everyday experience.
We have, starting with the First Vision, a heritage of supernatural storiesstories that go beyond the everyday, says Mike Hunter, Mormon Studies librarian at BYU and author of the book Mormon Myth-allaneous. In sacrament meeting and in our Sunday School lessons, we like to share stories that show God has a hand in whats going on in our lives. So we dont find these stories necessarily incredible or unbelievable, simply because every day of our lives we have stories of people who feel they have had divine intervention in their lives. Were going to listen to it and maybe take it seriously.
Mormon FolkloreTrue or False?
Folklorists look for the principle in a storywhat it says about the culture at large and how that culture uses stories to deal with life. Mormon folklore consists of a vibrant body of oral narratives which reflect the dominant values and attitudes . . . of Church members, says Bert Wilson, one of the foremost Mormon folklorists. So its not enough just to find out if something is true or not.
In fact, many stories arent so easily classified as true or false. And theres always a debate in engaging in an exercise of debunking folklore: if these stories uplift and teach people, is it constructive or even fair to prove them true or false? Sometimes it really does matter [to know if a story is true], says Eliason, but sometimes it doesnt. If you become too cynical, you maybe will hear a story about the Three Nephites thats absolutely true and is going to change your life, and you dont believe it. The harm is if youre leaning on these stories for your faith. Then, when the story suddenly crumbles, you fall with it, adds Hunter.
In the end, all stories of folklore have value of their own, true or not. But we still think its of use to educate you. Stories can still uplift and teach if theyre known to be false, and any potential danger in believing their truth can be avoided. So, the following is a quick exploration of some of our cultures favorite stories, the kernels of truth and principles behind them, and, where possible, the evidence to support or disprove them. Now, for a foray through the funhouse of Mormon myths.
Church Leaders
Church Leader Sits Next to Mick Jagger
Have you heard the one about the Church leader who met Mick Jagger on a plane and proceeded to have a lengthy conversation about morality and the Church? In this story, Mick Jagger says he once took the missionary discussions, indicates that his music is calculated to drive kids to sex, and loudly calls the leader a liar for preaching about the truthfulness of the gospel. The leader then chastises Mick for his own lies, bears testimony of the gospel, and calls him to repentance.
Its all true. As related in an address given by Elder Gene R. Cook to Ricks College in 1988 (starting at a time stamp of 23:51 on the audio of the talk, to be exact), the story illustrates both a recognition of the Church by the famous and the unwavering conviction of Church leaders to the truth, even in the most uncomfortable of situations.
Youth Were Generals in the War of Heaven
A favorite quote of those speaking to youth, attributed to President Boyd K. Packer or one of the other Brethren, goes something like this: You were generals in the War in Heaven, and one day when you are in the spirit world, you will be enthralled by those you are associated with. . . . Someone will turn to you and ask you which of the prophets time did you live in? And when you say Gordon B. Hinkley, a hush will fall over every hall and corridor in Heaven, and all in attendance will bow at your presence.
In regards to this statement, President Packer has said, I did not make that statement. I do not believe that statement. The statement, on occasion, has been attributed to others of the First Presidency and the Twelve. None of the Brethren made that statement.
Myths of the Ancient World
Bigfoot is Cain
There may be more to fear from Bigfoot than the fact that hes big and hairy: some say that the legendary North American woodland ape is Cain.
Though theres no way to prove or disprove this particular tale, knowing the source of the legend can shed some light on why this conclusion has been made. Abraham Smoot recorded the following after early Church Apostle David W. Patten described an encounter he had with Cain in 1835:
As I was riding along the road on my mule I suddenly noticed a very strange person walking beside me. . . . His head was about even with my shoulders as I sat in my saddle. He wore no clothing, but was covered with hair. His skin was very dark. I asked him where he dwelt and he replied that he had no home, that he was a wanderer in the earth and traveled to and fro. He said he was a very miserable creature, . . . and his mission was to destroy the souls of men.
This entry was included in Spencer W. Kimballs The Miracle of Forgiveness, which was originally published in 1969. In 1980, sightings of the legendary Bigfoot were reported in South Weber, Utah. Members made connection with these sightings to Pattens story of Cain, effectively beginning the tale. Reeve believes Mormons use this story to connect an unexplainable event with proof that the Saints are doing a good job. When Satan sends Cain against Mormons, . . . they think, we must be on the right path, or Satan wouldnt bother sending in his most evil hordes against us.
The Three Nephites
Who among us hasnt enjoyed hearing a story about mysterious men blessing the life of another person? A group of friends, out in the middle of nowhere, finds one of their group in serious medical trouble. Two men walk up and offer a blessing, then disappear. A lone traveler approaches a group and asks for food; after giving the food, he imparts wisdom, blesses the group, and disappears. Brigham Young reportedly enjoyed telling his family about an experience he had while serving in Liverpool; he interviewed one of the Nephitesan old man with a long, gray beard, who spoke encouragement to him. The stories of the Nephites tell about help and support in times of personal need.
Obviously the exploits of the Three Nephites have become the stuff of legend. In fact, Bert Wilson says he has over 1,500 stories about these ancient disciplesmany of which are simply older stories updated to modern needs. For instance, a wagon breaks down on the way to general conference, and a mysterious man steps into fix the axle; nowadays, its a car. Its the same story, but its adapted to different times, Wilson says. As long as people have problems that they need help solving, youre likely going to have Nephite stories.
Prophecies
The White Horse Prophecy
The constitution will hang by a thread. Weve all heard this phrase, which is contained in the White Horse prophecya prophecy attributed to Joseph Smith about how the people of the Rocky Mountains (or, the Church members) will save the Constitution, among other things.
The problem? This prophecy was written over 50 years after the Prophets death. Scholars have identified the prophecy as having been a pieced-together embellishment on statements the Prophet Joseph made on several different occasions, as written by a man named Edwin Rushton. It has been officially refuted by the Church on several occasions.
One of the first (and most impressive) examples of this was with Elder Joseph Fielding Smith Jr.s general conference talk in October 1918:
In my travels in the stakes of Zion, my attention has been called, on a number of occasions, to a purported revelation . . . supposed to have been received by President Smith . . . in regard to events of great importance dealing with the nations of the earth and the Latter-day Saints. Many things in that purported vision, or revelation, are absurd. . . . When a revelation comes for the guidance of this people, you may be sure that it will not be presented in some mysterious manner contrary to the order of the Church. It will go forth in such form that the people will understand that it comes from those who are in authority.
President Joseph F. Smith, who spoke after his son at that conference, re-emphasized his sons remarks by calling the content of the prophecy trash. He said, It is simply false. That is all there is to it. The Church, in 2010, once again re-emphasized this position with two separate official statements. To be fair, several reliable sources (including Brigham Young) did report hearing the Prophet say something about the Constitution hanging by a thread. Its unfortunate that that piece has to be always connected with the White Horse Prophecyas if thats where that comes from, says Mike Hunter. But actually, it doesnt come from that; the White Horse Prophecy took that, and a lot of other things, and blended them together.
Say What Is Truth
So there you have it. A wealth of popular stories with evidence to support or refute them. But, after learning some stories are not true, is there still something stories of folklore might teach us?
Theyre all true, of course, depending on how you look at them, says Wilson. They do things for the group. It all depends on who tells them and for what reason.
I havent found anywhere where Jesus Himself makes clear whether the parables are true, says Eliason. I think we assume that they are storiesthat there wasnt necessarily an actual Samaritan.
But He doesnt say, which I think might be telling us something that thats not whats important about them, whether or not they actually happened. I think when we hear Mormon folklore, we should ask, Is the important thing about this story whether or not it was historically accurate, or is the important thing about it what it tells us about ourselves, our culture, and our values?
So even if those stories about mysterious appearances from the Three Nephites or famous statements didnt actually happen, they can still reveal a deeper principle. And theyre certainly still fun to hear.
When presented with two or more pieces of conflicting information, from their own publishing division of the church, they can only see ONE of them at a time.
BOTH The Truth About Mormon Myths and it's completment - The Myth About MORMON Truths in a faux leatherette binding.
PERFECT as an Endowment Ceremony gift for the newly deceived!
MAybe MORMONism does the "opposite"...
"All of this should be conveyed without having priesthood leaders focus upon intimate matters which are a part of husband and wife relationships. Skillful interviewing and counseling can occur without discussion of clinical details by placing firm responsibility on individual members of the Church to put their lives in order before exercising the privilege of entering a house of the Lord. The First Presidency has interpreted oral sex as constituting an unnatural, impure, or unholy practice. If a person is engaged in a practice which troubles him enough to ask about it, he should discontinue it."
- Official Declaration of the First Presidency of the Church, January 5th, 1982
"Among the most common sexual sins our young people commit are necking and petting. Not only do these improper relations often lead to fornication, [unwed] pregnancy, and abortions - all ugly sins - but in and of themselves they are pernicious evils, and it is often difficult for youth to distinguish where one ends and another begins. They awaken lust and stir evil thoughts and sex desires. They are but parts of the whole family of related sins and indiscretions. Almost like twins, 'petting' and fornication are alike."
- Prophet Spencer W. Kimball, The Miracle of Forgiveness, page 65
"Also far-reaching is the effect of the loss of chastity. Once given or taken or stolen it can never be regained. Even in a forced contact such as rape or incest, the injured one is greatly outraged. If she has not cooperated and contributed to the foul deed, she is of course in a more favorable position. There is no condemnation where there is no voluntary participation. It is better to die in defending one's virtue than to live having lost it without a struggle."
- Prophet Spencer W. Kimball, The Miracle of Forgiveness, page 196
"And Cain said unto the Lord, My punishment is greater than I can bear. Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth." (Genesis 4:9-14.) That was true of murder. It is also true of illicit sex, which, of course, includes all petting, fornication, adultery, homosexual acts, and all other perversions. The Lord may say to offenders, as He did to Cain, "What hast thou done?" The children thus conceived make damning charges against you; the companions who have been frustrated and violated condemn you; the body that has been defiled cries out against you; the spirit which has been dwarfed convicts you. You will have difficulty throughout the ages in totally forgiving yourself."
-Prophet Spencer W. Kimball, "Love Versus Lust", BYU Speech January 5, 1965. Often-used quote still used today in LDS seminary classes.
"I do not find in the Bible the modern terms "petting" nor "homosexuality," yet I found numerous scriptures which forbade such acts under by whatever names they might be called. I could not find the term "homosexuality," but I did find numerous places where the Lord condemned such a practice with such vigor that even the death penalty was assessed."
- Apostle Spencer W. Kimball, "Love Versus Lust", BYU Speech January 5, 1965
"If adultery or fornication justified the death penalty in the old days, and still in Christ's day, is the sin any less today because the laws of the land do not assess the death penalty for it? Is the act less grievous? There must be a washing, a purging, a changing of attitudes, a correcting of appraisals, a strengthening toward self-mastery. There must be many prayers, and volumes of tears. There must be an inner conviction giving to the sin its full diabolical weight. There must be increased devotion and much thought and study. And this takes energy and time and often is accompanied with sore embarrassment, heavy deprivations and deep trials, even if indeed one is not excommunicated from the Church, losing all spiritual blessings."
-Prophet Spencer W. Kimball, The Miracle of Forgiveness, Page 155
"How like the mistletoe is immorality. The killer plant starts with a sticky sweet berry. Little indiscretions are the berries -- indiscretions like sex thoughts sex discussions, passionate kissing, pornography. The leaves and little twigs are masturbation and necking and such, growing with every exercise. The full-grown plant is petting and sex looseness. It confounds, frustrates, and destroys like the parasite if it is not cut out and destroyed, for, in time it robs the tree, bleeds its life, and leaves it barren and dry; and, strangely enough, the parasite dies with its host."
- Apostle Spencer W. Kimball, General Conference Address, April 1, 1967.
Speaking of speaking to youth...
Fellow cadre members; I think we have another ready for induction into the limited membership of the Flying Inmen.
Can any of you post the link that contains our Membership Questions and information form?
We need the LARGE font one; so that CAIN/BIGFOOT can more easily scribble his mark when signing up and vowing to the arcane requirements that we have set up.
We do appear to have an opening right now...
AMIGO is a Reformed Egyptian word that did NOT get translated into the English of 1611:
Somewhere; in the mountains behind us...
Here I come, to save the day...
What are those white things in the SKY???
We don’t have those in Indiana!
I got stumps to burn out and my county just imposed a ban on fires.
We’ve had no rain in 25 days and I am trying hard to keep some of my fruit trees alive!
Looks like your Neighbor to the West has got THAT beat!!
Altar of Sacrifice
Temple of Sinawava
Angels Landing
Great White Throne
Cathedral Mountain
West Temple
East Temple
Three Patriarchs - Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
Mount Moroni
Dang!
Cna’t you get some of them thar sick birds we hear so much about to shingle for a LOT less than that!?
Dang!
Cna’t you get some of them thar sick birds we hear so much about to shingle for a LOT less than that!?
I need to look at your swampland because I am one who, “DOESN’T think Smith COULDN’T have made up the Book of Mormon, or in other words I think he made it up.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.