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To: Colofornian

I still want some magic skivies. My boxerbriefs will not get me to Heaven.


10 posted on 02/18/2011 8:04:55 PM PST by chesty_puller (70-73 USMC VietNam 75-79 US Army Wash DC....VietNam was safer.)
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To: chesty_puller
My boxerbriefs will not get me to Heaven.

(Even if you use those purer-than-pure-white detergents some of those commercials tout?)

After all, haven't Mormon leaders like Spencer W. Kimball say we can all simply pull ourselves up by our spiritual bootstraps to become gods? [Wouldn't that include Lds male priests pulling themselves up by their spiritual jockstraps?]

We'll see if any of them can be saved by boxer/skivies/briefs' grace after all they can do to keep them pure white!!!

12 posted on 02/18/2011 8:10:09 PM PST by Colofornian (Hmm...wonder why I'm targeted by some lds posters?...Could it be the spiritual iron curtain @ work?)
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To: chesty_puller
I still want some magic skivies. My boxerbriefs will not get me to Heaven.


19 posted on 02/19/2011 5:08:36 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: chesty_puller

Dude, I haven’t seen you on here for at least 17 full moons, where you been??


22 posted on 02/19/2011 6:10:48 AM PST by RaceBannon (RON PAUL: THE PARTY OF TRUTHERS, TRAITORS AND UFO CHASERS!!!)
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