[Colofornian]

My boxerbriefs will not get me to Heaven.

(Even if you use those purer-than-pure-white detergents some of those commercials tout?)

After all, haven't Mormon leaders like Spencer W. Kimball say we can all simply pull ourselves up by our spiritual bootstraps to become gods? [Wouldn't that include Lds male priests pulling themselves up by their spiritual jockstraps?]

We'll see if any of them can be saved by boxer/skivies/briefs' grace after all they can do to keep them pure white!!!

[dragonblustar]

That was a great read! I love reading testimonies like this. If you find any more please share!!!

[Elsie]

 After all, haven't Mormon leaders like Spencer W. Kimball say we can all simply pull ourselves up by our spiritual bootstraps to become gods?

 

Explanation:

You do NOT pull on your OWN bootstraps, but on the guy NEXT to you.

He then pulls on YOURS!

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...in one of the D&C intros, it mentions how

Joseph Smith, an UNordained Mormon priest
"ordained" Oliver Cowdery...
and then Smith had Cowdery ordain Smith as a priest!

If Smith was unordained, how could an unordained Mormon priest "ordain" others...?

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