[Legatus]

You get a limo ride to a heavenly, gated, condo community.

I'm not so sure about the condos... according to Jesse DuPlantis the grass in heaven is awesome.

OOOOOOH!

The "grass"... NOW I get it.

Pentecostalism makes a whole lot more sense now.

[editor-surveyor]

> “The ‘grass’... NOW I get it.

Pentecostalism makes a whole lot more sense now.”

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For your edification, most Pentecostals eschew even the consumption of alcohol.

My Grandmother (wife of a Pentecostal Minister) was a founding member of the WCTU.
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[1000 silverlings]

Are you saying the priest referenced earlier in post 11,345 as a fine example of a Charismatic Christian, smokes dope?

[MarkBsnr]

I'm not so sure about the condos... according to Jesse DuPlantis the grass in heaven is awesome.

Maui Wowee? What brand of rolling papers do they have?

[kosta50]

I'm not so sure about the condos... according to Jesse DuPlantis the grass in heaven is awesome. OOOOOOH! The "grass"... NOW I get it.

Does he say if they inhale?

[Quix]

Hmmmmmm

Implying that Holy Spirit is involved with illegal drugs is

NOT an admirable activity.

Nor is it particularly spiritually safe activity.

Implying, believing, etc. that Holy Spirit has nothing to do with Pentecostalism/Charismania

is at least as bad, if not worse.

God have mercy.

Thankfully, God keeps score, accounts, records better than the rest of the multi-verse combined.

All will become thoroughly revealed IN HIS TIME.

Actually, I’m a bit shocked at the screen name appearing under that post.

[Quix]

BTW, probably 85-99% of the believable Heavenly visitations & visions have commented on the grass and flowers . . . how the grass and flowers spring right back after being walked on; how the colors are richer, more indescribably brilliant and alive; etc. etc.

Which . . . actually . . . in addition to being plenty Biblical is also rather plainly logical.

Though Proddys can understand how the

!!!!TRADITION!!!! bound and those

addicted to

—rubber histories,
—rubber logic,
—rubber daffynitionaries,
—rubber ‘Bibles.’

might find straight forward linear logic a bit of a challenge.

[Cronos]

"according to Jesse DuPlantis the grass in heaven is awesome. " --> yes, Jesse DuPlantis, the Pentecostal and TV charlatan who said that he visited heaven and comforted Jesus and that Jesus needed him, Jesse. Jesse also said that God cannot choose our death, he is bound and can't -- only we (according to Jesse) can choose it.

To be fair, neither RN nor Met are Pentecostals (a bit unsure of Met, but RN is OrthoPresbyterian)

ES, on the other hand IS a Pantocoastal, and ES was the one who in post 10668 said "Benny Hinn’s theology is far more solid "

Saying this, that means Ed's thinks that the below "theology" is "solid"

"Each one of them is a triune being by Himself...there's nine of them" (Benny Hinn, TBN, 3rd October 1990).

"God the Father is a person separate from the Holy Ghost. Totally separate. ...Do you know that the Holy Spirit has a soul and a body separate from that of Jesus and the Father? ...God the Father then is a triune being within Himself. He's a person, He has His own Spirit, He has a soul. …A soul is my intellect. …God thinks. …separate from the Son and separate from the Holy Ghost. …God the Father is a separate individual from the Son and the Holy Ghost, who is a triune being who walks in a spirit body and He has hair…has eyes…has a mouth…has hands" (Orlando Christian Centre, Oct 13th 1990).

"Had the Holy Spirit not been with Jesus, He would have sinned" (Good Morning Holy Spirit, first edition, 1990, p135);

"Jesus knew the only way He would stop Satan is by becoming one in nature with him" (Benny Hinn, TBN, 15th December 1990).

"Adam was a super-being when God created him. ...The Scriptures declare clearly that he had dominion over the fowls of the air...which means he used to fly. ...Adam not only flew, he flew to space. He was- with one thought he would be on the moon" (Praise the Lord, TBN, 26th December 1991).

"When you were born again the Word was made flesh in you. And you became flesh of His flesh and bone of His bone. Don't tell me you have Jesus. You are everything He was and everything He is and ever shall be... Don't say, 'I have.' Say, 'I am, I am, I am, I am, I am'" (ibid.) "When you say, 'I am a Christian,' you are saying, 'I am mashiach,' in the Hebrew. I am a little messiah walking on earth, in other words. That is a shocking revelation. ...May I say it like this? You are a little god on earth running around" (Praise-a-Thon, TBN, 6th November'90)

"SO, I'M BENNY JEHOVAH!" (Spiritual warfare seminar, May 2 1990).

"Say after me: 'Within me is a God-Man.' Say it again. 'Within me is a God-Man.' [Congregation repeats.] Now, let's say even better than that. Let's say, 'I AM A GOD-MAN.' …This spirit man within me is a God-Man. …Say 'I'm born-of-heaven-God-Man. I'm a God-Man. I'm a sample of Jesus. I'm a super being'" (Praise the Lord, TBN, Dec 6 1990).

"God came to earth and touched a piece of dust and turned it into a God. …Are you a child of God? Then you're divine! Are you a child of God? Then you're not human!" (TBN, Dec 1, 1990).

"I [Jesus] loved you enough to become one of ya! And I love you enough to make you one of me!" (TBN, Dec 1 '90).

"When I stand in Christ- I am one with Him; united to Him; one spirit with Him. I am not, hear me, I AM NOT PART OF HIM, I AM HIM! THE WORD HAS BECOME FLESH IN ME!. …When my hand touches someone, it's the hand of Jesus touching somebody" (Our Position in Christ).

Do you really mean to say that you think Benny Hinn's "theology" is solid? Wooo!