[muawiyah]

It's not exactly "progressive" to return to the time when you had male homosexuals running the temples.

Next on the sexual reprobate agenda ~ TEMPLE PROSTITUTION ~ Get in touch with your god!

Might take a few years for them to roll that provision out at a conference but it's coming.

[lightman]

Next on the sexual reprobate agenda ~ TEMPLE PROSTITUTION ~ Get in touch with your god!

Already suggested, albeit as satire:

Temple prositution: A modest proposal

Disclaimer to uphold the 8th Commandment: Author Peter Speckard, LCMS Pastor, is as straight an arrow as they come. He wrote that piece strictly as SATIRE to expose the zeitgeist at work in the ELCA.