Next on the sexual reprobate agenda ~ TEMPLE PROSTITUTION ~ Get in touch with your god!
Might take a few years for them to roll that provision out at a conference but it's coming.
Already suggested, albeit as satire:
Temple prositution: A modest proposal
Disclaimer to uphold the 8th Commandment: Author Peter Speckard, LCMS Pastor, is as straight an arrow as they come. He wrote that piece strictly as SATIRE to expose the zeitgeist at work in the ELCA.