Already suggested, albeit as satire:
Temple prositution: A modest proposal
Disclaimer to uphold the 8th Commandment: Author Peter Speckard, LCMS Pastor, is as straight an arrow as they come. He wrote that piece strictly as SATIRE to expose the zeitgeist at work in the ELCA.
What would be the sense in being an outed queer if you were going to remain celibate?
Celibate Queers?? There is no such animal.
AWESOME piece of satire.
I'm wondering if perhaps, maybe, anyone else thinks that just possibly it deserves its own thread?
Wonder how many people would catch on right away?