I'll give you additional treasury merits for good humor! :)
Actually the hierarchy would look something like this:
Top Level: Unconditional sovereign grace trinitarian liberty-loving Christians.
Generally Reformed, Presbyterian, Episcopalian, Lutheran, Reformed Baptist, Other Baptist, Non-Denominational.
Next Level: Semi-pelagian trinitarian liberty-loving Scripture-adhering local community based Christians.
Generally Protestant churches of various denominations.
Final level: Hierarchical generally despotic over-controlling over-presumptuous sanctimonious religions.
Here the tree splits between the multifarious organizations associated with the Pope and multifarious Eastern organizations claiming a conjectural apostolic confession; other despotic top-down religions that lick the hand of the leader like Mormons, Scientologists, Muslims, ect...
Thoughtful analysis, imho.
THx.