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Zotted, searching for Illuminati

Posted on 05/31/2009 10:04:12 PM PDT by Illuminati searcher

Edited on 05/31/2009 10:07:17 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

I am searching for members of the Illuminati. I am interested in joining or being invited. I'm willing to do what it takes. Please e-mail me at [snip]. Thank you in advance.


TOPICS: Theology
KEYWORDS: artbell; davidicke; illuminati; reptilians; sionnsar; uranus; zot
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1 posted on 05/31/2009 10:04:12 PM PDT by Illuminati searcher
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To: Illuminati searcher

I don’t know any illuminati, but I just won the European lottery and I’m trying to get some of the money here. Send me your bank account number and I’ll give you 20%.


2 posted on 05/31/2009 10:05:39 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) We know how to deal with Iran.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

Don’t get out much?!?!?!?!?


3 posted on 05/31/2009 10:05:44 PM PDT by ExpatGator (Extending logic since 1961.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

good luck with that ...


4 posted on 05/31/2009 10:05:58 PM PDT by fnord (There's a reason we don't often hear about a Michelob deal gone bad.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

Tell me the frequency Kenneth then I may let you in.


5 posted on 05/31/2009 10:06:34 PM PDT by Red Steel
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6 posted on 05/31/2009 10:06:36 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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Well, I can point you to the research material needed to join.
Most are found at the local public library or through the inter-library loan system found in most states.
Start with the “Harvard Classics” and move on to Durant's history of civilization.
You will have to read them several times to be ready for the Illuminati oral boards.
7 posted on 05/31/2009 10:08:03 PM PDT by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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To: Illuminati searcher

Check Uranus.


8 posted on 05/31/2009 10:08:37 PM PDT by period end of story (Give me a firm spot, and I will move the world.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

Rham-

Slow night in Obama land?
Break out the too-too and take a couple spins would ya?


9 posted on 05/31/2009 10:09:18 PM PDT by OL Hickory (Where is the America I knew as a boy?)
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To: Illuminati searcher

You might want to consult some reading for cautionary details first.


10 posted on 05/31/2009 10:10:06 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: Illuminati searcher
I'm willing to do what it takes

Get the Deus Ex game and complete it with all three endings. Decide for yourself if the ending where you join the Illuminati is the one you'd really like. If that's the case, resume your quest.

11 posted on 05/31/2009 10:10:15 PM PDT by Greysard
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I nearly got in at Hendon. . . .


12 posted on 05/31/2009 10:11:05 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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Just be careful of that Frankenfurter dude.

13 posted on 05/31/2009 10:12:15 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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Oh, rats, you are banned and I was going let you in, for only $5000 down and a $1000 a month too.


14 posted on 05/31/2009 10:14:28 PM PDT by razorback-bert (We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

No Illuminati here, but they did leave a message for you. They want to know if you are still touching yoursef.


15 posted on 05/31/2009 10:14:31 PM PDT by redhead (Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain)
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To: Illuminati searcher
If you have to ask to join, then we... err, they don't want you.
16 posted on 05/31/2009 10:25:33 PM PDT by PugetSoundSoldier (Indignation over the sting of truth is the defense of the indefensible)
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To: Illuminati searcher

Fnord.


17 posted on 05/31/2009 10:28:52 PM PDT by GL of Sector 2814 (One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word. -- R A Heinlein)
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To: Red Steel

13.4


18 posted on 05/31/2009 10:34:51 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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Whats an Illuminati?

Whatever the case, only on FR will the mods fix the formating your post before/after zotting you!


19 posted on 05/31/2009 10:35:44 PM PDT by Fichori
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Man, the best bunch of replies I’ve seen all day..


20 posted on 05/31/2009 10:38:50 PM PDT by LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot ("If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir"-Gen.Sherman)
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