You're in luck. I DO have, in my grant budget, room for a research assistant who can also cut-and-paste and mine the internet for hilarious graphics. Please forward your Curriculum Vitae with samples at your earliest convenience.
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Do you have an opening for someone to make the coffee ???
I have two college degrees so I’m sure I have the required edumakasonell background..
Plus...and this is important..I can boil water without burning it...
On second thoughts...I’m qualified to be president...
:)