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Do you have an opening for someone to make the coffee ???
I have two college degrees so I’m sure I have the required edumakasonell background..
Plus...and this is important..I can boil water without burning it...
On second thoughts...I’m qualified to be president...
:)
Sorry, you seem to be overqualified for coffee maker. However, there MAY be a position as Director of Human Resources. The ability to discern water from wine and wheat from tares would be advantageous for gaining this position. Please forward your Curriculum Vitae ASAP.