[mockingbyrd]

I am hoping for a big family....can I buy in bulk?

[Salvation]

I had five children in church at one time. I know the feeling. We always sat right in front of the cry room, and our kids all knew that if we stood up (we would take turns) they were on their way to the cry room for a lecture. Fortunately there was an exit door and a small restroom right in back of the cryroom so that is where they usually got their lecture.

Then sometimes the "Mom" or "Dad" killer looks would take care of it right in church.

There is a lady in our current choir who said she and her husband always sat in back of us. And they got the biggest kick out of our kids.

At the consecration bells:
Is that the doorbell?

Seemed like our kids would always just say nutty things. LOl!

[Mad Dawg]

....can I buy in bulk?

LOL!

Okay, MB, You got me. I'm still laughing.

At our big old parish we have these great huge penance services sometimes: priests in every nook and cranny hearing confessions and people from a bunch of parishes coming to confess. (The guy that wrote this article would pop an aneurysm, bless his heart.)

So I suggested that with all the lines they put up a sign: Express Lane -- 10 Sins or Fewer.

But do they listen to me? No, they do not. I just don't understand it!

[Jaded]

Well, you can buy GetOutofHell Credits from people in areas where they sin less. I think it works like the carbon credit plan Gore is on.