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Why Calvin Is Cool; An Infomercial for Calvinism
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| Michael Spencer
Posted on 04/20/2006 11:16:00 AM PDT by Gamecock
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To: alpha-8-25-02
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posted on
04/22/2006 12:58:12 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
( "I save dead people" -- God (Eph 2:5)
To: jude24; AlbionGirl
The Neeners were the opposition in the Great Calvinist War of 2002-2004. More accurately known as the Arminian Insurrection.
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posted on
04/22/2006 1:00:09 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
( "I save dead people" -- God (Eph 2:5)
To: jude24; Religion Mod; xzins; Corin Stormhands; Buggman; blue-duncan; P-Marlowe; Frumanchu; ...
"but if it is really one of his rules to ban "crap," I have to argue that rule is ill-advised."
Im gonna side with the mod here, jude - BUT - will challenge you to substitute a "stinky dog", "road apple", "dingus", "doofus", or "dill weed"
my personal fav is "nut-hook" when someone is making no sense
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article here - warning - very very colorful......http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A753527
regarding the word in question
There are two possible origins for the word. The word has links to the Middle English for chaff, and the Middle Dutch 'to tear off' which is more suitable than ever in these days of velvet-soft toilet tissue. A second possible origin is the Victorian plumber named Thomas Crapper who gave the world the syphonic flush: British Standard 7357 (1990) still requires that 'Cisterns shall be supplied with an efficient flushing apparatus of the valveless syphonic type which prevents the waste of water.' Crapper left his name not only on toilet cisterns, but also on manhole covers across southern England. And thus a crapper is a toilet, and not the person who uses it.
Crap is obsolete slang for money, which is presumably the origin of the Craps game. So an American might 'throw a crap', that is they might throw a seven while trying to make a point. These American usages leaves Brits either sniggering or confused or both.
Crap is a noun rather than a verb, and Brits will 'have a crap', except when they are afraid, then they are 'crapping it'.
Confusingly 'crapulence' (from the Latin for being drunk) is sickness caused by heavy drinking. However it often also involves toilets.
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posted on
04/22/2006 4:39:42 AM PDT
by
Revelation 911
(God is love, Love endures forever, Love God, Love your neighbor,)
To: jude24; AlbionGirl; P-Marlowe; xzins; Corin Stormhands; blue-duncan; Buggman
The Neeners were the opposition in the Great Calvinist War of 2002-2004.If you want to lend importance to it by calling it a "war"......
I saw it as a bunch of middle aged geezers (excepting you of course) in a huffing and puffing session
no one won (except of course if we call bannings a measure of defeat)
In which case neeners would hear the wails of "Im not quite dead yet"
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posted on
04/22/2006 4:47:13 AM PDT
by
Revelation 911
(God is love, Love endures forever, Love God, Love your neighbor,)
To: pravknight
This is precisely the kind of response I expected. You ignored my point entirely.
There are some on this website who cannot see the forest for the trees.
To: Gamecock; AlbionGirl; P-Marlowe; jude24; xzins; Corin Stormhands; Alex Murphy; Frumanchu; ...
"I could provide you a list of them, but they deny having a membership roll.
I could tell you what they believe, but they contradict themselves.
Basically though, they are a confederation of FReepers whose sole purpose in life is to wrongly contradict everything anyone from the GRPL posts"
You got two out of three, not bad!
To: blue-duncan; Gamecock; xzins; P-Marlowe; jude24; Revelation 911
You got two out of three, not bad! Which two? I lost my decoder ring...
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posted on
04/22/2006 7:10:47 AM PDT
by
Corin Stormhands
(HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
To: Revelation 911
In which case neeners would hear the wails of "Im not quite dead yet"Well, I'm not...I'm feeling better now....it was only a flesh wound....
228
posted on
04/22/2006 10:48:39 AM PDT
by
nobdysfool
(Faith in Christ is the evidence of God's choosing, not the cause of it.)
To: Gamecock
229
posted on
04/22/2006 12:21:06 PM PDT
by
Jerry_M
(I can only say that I am a poor sinner, trusting in Christ alone for salvation. -- Gen. Robt E. Lee)
To: Jerry_M
230
posted on
04/22/2006 12:22:37 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
( "I save dead people" -- God (Eph 2:5)
To: Corin Stormhands
You need a decoder ring. The two true ones vary day by day.
231
posted on
04/22/2006 12:23:44 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
( "I save dead people" -- God (Eph 2:5)
To: Corin Stormhands; Gamecock; xzins; P-Marlowe; jude24; Revelation 911
"Which two? I lost my decoder ring..."
Take your pick. We are flexible enough to accommodate any of them. I just wanted to leave room for a different opinion as our customs allow.
To: nobdysfool
Well, I'm not...I'm feeling better now....it was only a flesh wound....LOL
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posted on
04/22/2006 1:35:27 PM PDT
by
Revelation 911
(God is love, Love endures forever, Love God, Love your neighbor,)
To: blue-duncan
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be broken. Hezekiah 2:4
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posted on
04/22/2006 1:50:53 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(((172 * 3.141592653589793238462) / 180) * 10 = 30.0196631)
To: P-Marlowe; Corin Stormhands; xzins; jude24; Revelation 911
"Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be broken. Hezekiah 2:4"
It's one of those "wind blows where it listeth" things. I think Obadiah said that to Elijah. Wait, the Rocky Road ice cream is starting to take effect, Elijah might have been the first neener. Think about it. He was falsly accused of running out at the most unopportune time when he just changed his mind. That wind bloweth thing. I would propose that Elijah be our patron saint, however, since we don't have a ping list we don't know what constitutes a quorum, so, oh, never mind.
To: blue-duncan; xzins; Corin Stormhands; jude24; Revelation 911; Buggman
I would propose that Elijah be our patron saint, however, since we don't have a ping list we don't know what constitutes a quorum, so, oh, never mind. I always thought that the Patron Saint of the Knights of the Eternal Time Table was Joseph of Arimathea.
ARTHUR:
- There! Look!
- LAUNCELOT:
- What does it say?
- GALAHAD:
- What language is that?
![](http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/22_cave.jpg)
- ARTHUR:
- Brother Maynard! You are a scholar.
- MAYNARD:
- It's Aramaic!
- GALAHAD:
- Of course! Joseph of Arimathea!
- LAUNCELOT:
- 'Course!
- ARTHUR:
- What does it say?
- MAYNARD:
- It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaaaaagggh'.
- ARTHUR:
- What?
- MAYNARD:
- '...The Castle of aaaaaagggh'.
- BEDEVERE:
- What is that?
- MAYNARD:
- He must have died while carving it.
- LAUNCELOT:
- Oh, come on!
- MAYNARD:
- Well, that's what it says.
- ARTHUR:
- Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaaaaggh'. He'd just say it!
- MAYNARD:
- Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
- GALAHAD:
- Perhaps he was dictating.
- ARTHUR:
- Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?
- MAYNARD:
- No. Just 'aaaaaagggh'.
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posted on
04/22/2006 3:21:58 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(((172 * 3.141592653589793238462) / 180) * 10 = 30.0196631)
To: P-Marlowe; xzins; Corin Stormhands; jude24; Revelation 911; Buggman
I don't see why we can't have an Old Testament patron saint and a New Testament patron saint. Joseph of aaaaaagggh could be like a sous patron saint, for small petitions and quick needs, nothing large or complex like evaporating armies or raining hail on enemies or causing sundials to go back or suns to stand still.
To: blue-duncan; P-Marlowe; xzins; Corin Stormhands; jude24; Buggman
Joseph of aaaaaagggh could be like a sous patron saint, for small petitions and quick needs,as in small shrubberies ?
nothing too tall mind you, not quite a hedge, but smaller
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posted on
04/22/2006 6:27:33 PM PDT
by
Revelation 911
(God is love, Love endures forever, Love God, Love your neighbor,)
To: Jerry_M
Hi, Jerry.
Good to hear from you again.
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posted on
04/22/2006 6:29:01 PM PDT
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It. Supporting our Troops Means Praying for them to Win!)
To: Frumanchu; PetroniusMaximus; Gamecock
PetroniusMaximus, you're a tough legalist, aren't you?
![](http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/562/hrrdb35nv.jpg)
This is a ch__ch. What's missing?
240
posted on
04/22/2006 7:18:17 PM PDT
by
rdb3
(What it is is what it was.)
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