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"Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be broken. Hezekiah 2:4"

It's one of those "wind blows where it listeth" things. I think Obadiah said that to Elijah. Wait, the Rocky Road ice cream is starting to take effect, Elijah might have been the first neener. Think about it. He was falsly accused of running out at the most unopportune time when he just changed his mind. That wind bloweth thing. I would propose that Elijah be our patron saint, however, since we don't have a ping list we don't know what constitutes a quorum, so, oh, never mind.

I would propose that Elijah be our patron saint, however, since we don't have a ping list we don't know what constitutes a quorum, so, oh, never mind.

I always thought that the Patron Saint of the Knights of the Eternal Time Table was Joseph of Arimathea.

ARTHUR:

There! Look!
LAUNCELOT:: What does it say?
GALAHAD:: What language is that?
ARTHUR:: Brother Maynard! You are a scholar.
MAYNARD:: It's Aramaic!
GALAHAD:: Of course! Joseph of Arimathea!
LAUNCELOT:: 'Course!
ARTHUR:: What does it say?
MAYNARD:: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaaaaagggh'.
ARTHUR:: What?
MAYNARD:: '...The Castle of aaaaaagggh'.
BEDEVERE:: What is that?
MAYNARD:: He must have died while carving it.
LAUNCELOT:: Oh, come on!
MAYNARD:: Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR:: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaaaaggh'. He'd just say it!
MAYNARD:: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
GALAHAD:: Perhaps he was dictating.
ARTHUR:: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?
MAYNARD:: No. Just 'aaaaaagggh'.