cheap trick behind the most devastating lie in the history of mankind

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_Poll ^ | 10/15/2003 | self

[Truth666]

Here are the some of the results of a 1999 Gallup poll on creationism, evolution, and public education :
49% believe that human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life.
Evolution theory is the most important weapon to twist people's minds.
For 99% of the people the most important REAL reason for believing in it : a trick that costed a few bucks, 100 years ago.
Even more incredible : the trick has remained the same until now.
Only lately, with very fast computers that allow virtual reality software to perform convincing enough, have we seen some effects added to the base trick.
I wonder who is the first Freeper to find out the trick behind the most devastating lie in the history of mankind.

[Truth666]

Communism is based on the theory of evolution, just like nazis.

[woofie]

cheap trick?

Whoopie cushion?
Monica?


I cant say.....

[flying Elvis]

That's the LIE! "Live at Budokan" was neither live nor at Budokan! Oh the humanity!

[Incorrigible]

I give. What was the trick?

[Cold Heat]

Awww shucks!

I like the visitor theory. I think I am an alien.

[WhiteGuy]

"Live at Budokan" was neither live nor at Budokan!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tennessee_Bob]

I think I am an alien.

Illegal or otherwise?

[Truth666]

Unless someone comes up with the right answer I will wait 24 hours, to give a chance to all freepers that visit the site daily.

[Cold Heat]

Otherwise.:-)

[Cold Heat]

Really, I think the trick was to make a monkey walk erect.

That was a trick indeed.

[Yeti]

Vade, have you explained to Truth about the Time Cube with its four days within each word-day's rotation?

I think the cheap trick is leaving out three of the days. The devastating lie is the stupid professors' contention that your face is not a corner.

[Styria]

God is outside of time, because time is part of creation. This means that time is measured according to creation, not according to 2 Peter 3:8, which refers to timeless God and his patience.

This is what God gave us to judge the passage of time: And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night. And let them be for signs and for seasons, and for days and years, and let them be lights in the expanse of the heavens to give light upon the earth." And it was so. (Genesis 1:14)

[VadeRetro]

Vade, have you explained to Truth about the Time Cube with its four days within each word-day's rotation?

I totally debunked it but the hypocritical FR management seamlessly deleted the post because they were educated stupid.

Or whatever.

[martian_22]

You might be refering to the inexspensive pamphlets that were distributed en mass showing 4 or 5 stages of gradual developement from ape to upright human.

Great political propoganda since it had nothing to do with science or religion. Kinda like UFOs and aliens probing our butts accepted as fact 'cause somebody drew the images.

[VadeRetro]

Actually, I thought this was back on the BadJoe thread since RightWingNilla asked me the same thing last night.

[Joe Bonforte]

Communism is based on the theory of evolution, just like nazis.

Really? Well then, I gotta wonder why the word "evolution" does not appear in the Communist Manifesto. (Check it yourself at Project Gutenberg.)

[Tennessee_Bob]

Hey, RBA - isn't that your website???

[Truth666]

You picked the right path. I will correct just one thing with the starting point : not a monkey but the artist's view for any part of the missing link.
So to start with, we have an imaginary human ape walking, like this :

Now it should not be too difficult to find out the right answer ...

[Truth666]

Congratulations !

martian_22, YOU GOT IT

[Tennessee_Bob]

Thank you thank you thank you for posting that website!


On there, I read that "human form is a personified pyramid."

If I hadn't known that, I'd never have been able to go to sleep tonight...or is that tomorrow...or yesterday?