So is your chad hanging or preggers?
You know, I challenge you or your friends to produce a single 'dimpled chad' using the voting tools used in Florida. Simply stated ... you can't. You will tear at least 1 corner.
However, I can mass produce them at will. All you need to do is place a stack of ballots on a hard surface, take a punch and a hammer; take a whack at the desired chad .... and viola; hundreds of hanginging and dimpled chads may be found below the ballots that the punch penetrated.
Of course, this would be illegal and wrong. We know that Democrats would never do this < /sarcasm>. Strange, isnt' it that a great deal of the dimpled chads were for Gore??