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Marilyn was mine: Jerry Lewis
The Daily Telegraph ^
| July 26 2003
Posted on 07/25/2003 10:28:59 AM PDT by knighthawk
NEW YORK: According to Jerry Lewis, Marilyn Monroe could never have fooled around with the late President John F. Kennedy or Frank Sinatra – because she was too busy spending time with him.
Lewis stunned Fox news interviewer Bill O'Reilly when he asked Lewis about Monroe's sexual history.
"Half of it is bullshit!" Lewis cried.
"Monroe was the nicest, sweetest, most wonderful girl in this world. Troubled, but a marvellous lady."
He denied Monroe's documented dalliances with the Kennedys, exclaiming: "I know because she was involved with me! OK? And it was nice, by the way."
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bombshell; jerrylewis; jfk; marilyn; marilynmonroe; rfk; rfkjr; robertfkennedyjr
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:29:19 AM PDT
by
knighthawk
(We all want to touch a rainbow, but singers and songs will never change it alone. We are calling you)
To: knighthawk
Yikes....looks like that bloated head is full of delusions of grandeur!
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:29:50 AM PDT
by
Hildy
To: knighthawk
I saw him on some program last night... I didn't recognize him. He's over 300lbs due to his medication.
I never liked his humor... but I hate to see an old friend slowly depart. If it's true... lucky man.
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:31:37 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: knighthawk
I slept with Marilyn and she wasn't that great!
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:32:27 AM PDT
by
Tall_Texan
(http://righteverytime.blogspot.com - home to Tall_Texan's new column.)
To: knighthawk
"I know because she was involved with me! OK? And it was nice, by the way." Jerry, Jerry, Jerry........
You need to change your meds.
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:32:27 AM PDT
by
SeaDragon
To: knighthawk
sounds like it's time for jerry to tone down his meds a tad...
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:33:04 AM PDT
by
camle
(this space for rent. send cash)
To: knighthawk
HEY LADY!
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:33:06 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it)
To: knighthawk
Yes...and Brittany Spears is stalking ME!
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:33:42 AM PDT
by
donozark
To: knighthawk
LOLOLROTF.....in his dreams!
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:35:33 AM PDT
by
OldFriend
((Dems inhabit a parallel universe))
To: knighthawk
Now hold on here... JFK had a bad back, and so did Jerry Lewis. Could both of them have...?
To: knighthawk
And Faith Hill is going to call me any moment . . . she has my number . . . LLLLAAAADDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:37:09 AM PDT
by
laweeks
To: donozark
If only I had a nickel for every time Brittany and Christina have shown up at my door begging for, as Ric Flair puts it, "a ride on Space Mountain! WHOOOOO!"
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:40:00 AM PDT
by
LanPB01
To: knighthawk
It must be true - in France he's a genius </sarcasm>
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:40:08 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(Land of the freep and home of the brave)
To: knighthawk
I though she was sleeping with Mr. Coffee!
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:41:16 AM PDT
by
ffusco
(Maecilius Fuscus,Governor of Longovicium , Manchester, England. 238-244 AD)
To: knighthawk
To: knighthawk
Yet despite the claims made by Lewis, Marilyn to date remains unreachable and will not provide further confirmation.
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:44:04 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: knighthawk
Jerry Lewis reminds me of Robin Williams. Not even slightly funny, in fact irritating, but probably would have made a great serious actor.
Also I think he admits he is a real jerk. Not sure if Williams admits it tho.
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:44:10 AM PDT
by
yarddog
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Who?
Oops. Wrong Jerry...
HMB/Bizarre PING....
If you want on or off this list, FReepmail me!
FYI: This has fast outgrown it's original "charter" and become a home for the truly bizarre. An alternative saying/phrasiology is being sought (and suggestions are very welcome!). Also, like it's "cousin list" the B/C list, it has become a high-volume list.
I'm leaning toward "Just damn," on the suggestion of quite a few folks. I won't make a decision until Sunday. (And thanks to all of you for sending your suggestions!)
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:46:00 AM PDT
by
mhking
To: Caipirabob
Yet despite the claims made by Lewis, Marilyn to date remains unreachable and will not provide further confirmation.DIFFERENT MARILYN...lol... too funny
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posted on
07/25/2003 10:46:56 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
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