***Operation Iraqi Freedom - Situation Room - Day 28/16 APR 03 - LIVE THREAD***

Everywhere! | 16 APR 03 | An.American.Expatriate

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Operation Iraqi Freedom

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[AFPhys]

You read that and posted it anyway?

You have to lay off the sauce...

[retrokitten]

His idea is that after Clinton get's up there we should seal the Canadian border due to security, and because of SARS not allow anyone to enter without submitting to physical exams! LOL!

Very invasive physical exams with very cold instruments...

[Cate]

If there is a movie made, I am putting in a request right now that I want a tall, very thin woman to play me. Uh, it might not be how I really look, but its still my request :)

[AFPhys]

Certainly there are good airplane stories.

One: "I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, and danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings..."

Of course, there are so many other great (auto)biographies of the pioneers of aviation, and the great war heroes, mostly WWII...

[retrokitten]

I would like to request that Sandra Bullock play me. I look nothing like Sandra Bullock, except for the brown hair and eyes, but she's pretty without being Wankerwood skanky.

[TheLion]

Thanks for the link...a good article.

[AFPhys]

Tell everyone there not to worry about such curmudgeons. They exist everywhere. The truth is that Iraqis all over the country hauled down, burned down, and tore down statues, pictures and posters that were everywhere from town squares to home bedrooms. What happened in Baghdad was not an isolated event, although it was a pretty impressive one since so many in the world were familiar with it. That is the important fact.

[SoldiersGirl]

throw in a 'suck my d*Ck at the end"

oh wait, you have better manners than I do :-)

[cyncooper]

I just got this from my sister. It's a slide show set to Petty's "Won't Back Down".

http://www.jafo.net/stuff/soldiers/

[retrokitten]

Unless Major Bob is cast to play my husband... in that case I will playing myself in:

Free Republic Situation Room: The Movie

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

I would perhaps play with the heads of ABC reporterd by planting fake documents and short-sheeting their beds, but our military's better than that. Re. ABC news - always get a second opinion.

[cyncooper]

Tonight, he just heard the story of President Bush not going to Canada to meet with Chretien, but that Clinton WAS going to meet with him.

Don't forget the part about the meeting taking place in the Dominican Republic. Isn't that odd?

[Consort]

How many movie sequels?

[oceanview]

Did anyone just catch Vallely on OReilly: his sources say that no WMDs will be found in Iraq, they have all been moved well in advance of the war to embarass the US in not being able to find them. Not good.

[AFPhys]

Well, I thought the 'Toon's meeting with the Cretin is taking place outside of Canada, so what you propose is going to have to be modified. It is nice you are able to share your high blood pressure with hubby...

[Consort]

Isn't that odd?

It's a voodoo plot.

[Consort]

Col. Hunt on O'Reilley.

[Cate]

Uh, Soldiersgirl- I have no idea what you're talking about, but apparently you should be notified that you do not have the necessary body part to perform that task. If this is the first time you've been told this, don't be upset, you can have still have a good life without one. hahahaha.

[Cate]

And it would be a good thing for you to be his wife in the movie. He probably would need help in those steamy love scenes. Hour after hour after hour after hour...

[retrokitten]

HHHhhhmmmm....good question... I guess there would have to be some kind of action or suspense in our movie.

Part II: Son of Free Republic Situation Room
Will retrokitten's dishes ever get done? Will the war end in time for Miss Marple to plant her rose bushes? Who will think up the next wankerism? Stay tuned!