[retrokitten]

HHHhhhmmmm....good question... I guess there would have to be some kind of action or suspense in our movie.

Part II: Son of Free Republic Situation Room
Will retrokitten's dishes ever get done? Will the war end in time for Miss Marple to plant her rose bushes? Who will think up the next wankerism? Stay tuned!

[Consort]

Teaser: What really went on between Achmed and the Italian reporter during the heat and passion of battle?

[bootyist-monk]

Wanksta Rap